What do you find at funny movies ...

Camera, blanket a sexy partner

What do you need e. g. to get a good Pixie pic session?

"Yep! That was the greatest result ever!"

What will I say when they smash in the head of that sniper?

A piece of paper, a heart and genitals

Ever notice jeopardy is more like Johnny Carson's Carnak than the game Jeopardy

What are things that can be pierced?

thesaurus, stegasaurus (sp?) and Mark Twain.

What was the originial title for Conneticutt Yankee in King Arthurs Court or /a Conneticutt Yankee in the Lost Word?

Down but not out.

What is being in the basement "closet"?

sign posts and an atlas.

How did I find my way to Missouri?


Cake, ice cream and long, leisurely lovemaking

Which ingredients cause sugarsprinkles if combined? :D

"Go, go-go-go-go-go-go-gooooo!"

What was said on the way to a climax?

Happy days are here again!

What will dicksbro be singing when he gets his computer back?



Mountains, a waterfall and that "special" someone

What makes a perfect rendevous?

sleeping with the enemy.

How did Jane Fonda get ahead?

Melons, grapefruit, and tennisballs

What are round in nature, but fun to play with?


68, 69, 71

what are "not enough", "just right" and "too much"?

Surfin' the red tide.

What is a counting error?

"Hell, let´s get outta here!"