False.

I have a house full of family

False.

I have a fire going.

false

there's a fire going between my legs though

True... come hose it for me will you?

I am naked and thinking of you.

true - and why not?

I'm going to do laundry

Just two loads left.

I am going to mast.

True. At least a little.

I moved my flight so I could stay homean extra day.

False. No plans for a flight in the near future.

I'm looking for another job.

false~~~more than happy in "acute admissions unit"
I am just a wee bit drunk?

false

I love coffee

True. Maybe not my absolute favorite drink, but I love a cup in the morning and often with dinner. :)

I love short shorts.

True ... although I drink the "Diet Coke" variety.

I love popcorn with lots of butter.