kind of true - we need some but not badly

I'm seeing several friends from out of town over the next few days

False

I have to work on Saturday

Oh so true


I will be talking to a sexy lady tonight

uummm no, dont plan on it. :rolleyes:

I am going away for awhile.

False

I enjoy playing smut games!

True

I am missing someone special to me.

False

I have her here with me

False - mine is still waking up.


Going to the Renaissance Festival tomorrow.

False


I hope the roads to the show tomorrow are not jammed.

True, I hope they aren't either.

I am getting my hair cut today

False I wish


I am so happy today is Friday!

TRUE!!!!!!!!

I am horny this morning.

I am also - now that I have read a few of your posts!


Should be nice weather for the weekend.

False. I just ate.

I am heading out tonight?

False


I have to clean the kitchen

True (I need more kids!)


I'm caught up on laundry!

True, but I'm allergic to dust so someone else has to do it.... yeah, that's it!

(I've got shitloads of laundry too, but that's the story of my life *sigh)

I'm on my way across town to buy vegan pizza for dinner.

False

I had a shitty day

Sorta true... but not the way I want to relax

My hands are dry, I need some lotion.

false - none yet

I had pizza for dinner

False

having beer for dinner

Sounds good, but False

I love to be teased.

so true!

I love a gourmet dinner

True, can you make it for me?

I can't get enough sex.

so true!!!

WANNA HELP OUT??

True

I love anal sex.

True


Helping others can be satisfying

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)

I've never had phone sex.

false

I want to practise phone sex with a good looking guy!

um......... is this another trick?????
Well, true.......I would prefer a good looking guy to practice it with. Is there such thing as practicing at it?

I have the hots for someone other than my s/o