3780


how quickly time flies:D

# 3781

Should be interesting. :)

# 3782

Even when you're not having fun. ;)

#3783


I guess its about time I add to this again :)

3784

looks like we are loosing momentum as the days go by....

time of check -- aniticipated end
6/4/03 11:18 PM -- 4/12/23 7:26 PM
6/5/03 11:04 PM -- 6/11/23 4:12 AM
6/6/03 11:03 PM -- 8/24/23 5:43 AM

Still, it's impressive that this thread has made it to almost 3800 replies...


the limericks that follow have been collected off of various sites on the Web....

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.

--3785--

The last time I dined with the King
He did a most curious thing.
He sat on a stool,
Took out his tool,
And said, "if I play will you sing?"

--3786--

There was a young man from Spleen
Who invented a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke
The fucking thing broke
And whiped his balls to cream

--3787--

On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down into their pants.

--3788--

My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my chair
I pulled out my unit
Proceeded to tune it
And fired my load in his hair

--3789--

There once was a man named Bob
He loved to show off his nob
He flashed it at Dave
And rubbed it on Jay
Who sucked it like corn on the cob

--3790--

There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the double
And instead of coming he went.

--3791--

There was a young lady in France
Who hopped on a Bus in a Trance
Three passangers fucked her
Besides the conductor
And the Driver shot twice in his pants

--3792--

There once was a young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts were written the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were tatooed in braille

--3793--

Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.

--3794--