True

I've got to pick a friend up in an hour

False.

I've got errands to run today.

false

I too need a cup of coffee

False, nope don't drink coffee, if i needed caffeine that badly i would either get some No-doz or drink soda like i normally do


I could use a nice back-rub right now!

true

I could use a nice blow-job right now

Well, I could *give* one right now. ;)

TGIF.

True

I'm enjoying my morning coffee.

False.

I'm chewing cinnamon gum.

was that an offer?

false

I'm not chewing gum

Not anymore. :)

(And they're awfully hard to do long distance.) :D

I'm looking forward to a good weekend.

WHY NOT???? sniff sniff.....did you say I was awfully hard? ;)

true

I have to mow my lawn one last time this weekend

False - I live in an apartment and don't have a lawn

I am going to get drunk this weekend

Probably not true.

I expect to have sex many times this weekend.

Of course that is true! I don't know if it will happen, but I always keep high expectations!


I am going trick-or-treating for something naughty this year!