(to quote ole Willie again) There is money. Spend it. Spend it...........in my pants

I have a zipper to make it easy to reach whats in my pants. :)

I really need some company in my pants

It is dark in my pants

I wish my wife would come in and satisfy what's in my pants now.

My hands are warm in my pants.

What I have there doesn't want to stay in my pants.

Looks like the wife wants what's in my pants.

I wish mine were in my pants.

It's been so long since I had company in my pants

has anyone seen IWM in my pants?

I don't have any hair around what's in my pants

If I need something to play with, it's right there in my pants.

I'm sitting here thinking about releasing what is....in my pants

My pants are all hung up as I lay here holding my lance.Oh damn,I forgot where I put the car keys,they were in my pants.