True


Next time I'm coming back rich!

False...unless I get to be independently wealthy....working for the money isn't worth it.


Next time...I come back healthy and beautiful :D

True



Next time I'm going to stay young!

True and thin. :D


Next time I am coming back rich.

My sentiments exactly!



I'd like to learn more about music.

True, haven't taken a music course since grad school.


I read a lot.

True


I'd like to have nore time to perform music.

False - I have compassion for the audience.


Lefties have it tougher than right handed people.

True. And their lifespans are generally shorter

I'm thinking of mainlining coffee today so I'll stay awake

False - 'though the image is entertaining! Perhaps you could hook up an IV?



The rate of change in data processing is scary!

True, I think. I know that SAP and other large relational datbases has caused quite a stir over the years -- and SAP lacks signficant needed features


I enjoy talking shop

True - but I guess you noticed that.


Business process modeling can be QUITE challenging!

True! And I don't envy you that task


Working on a very international team can also be challenging...but fun (I've had to remove most euphemisms from my speech)

True – colloquialisms can confound and confuse. I’d like to be the one to remove your euphemisms! One by one!



Spammers should be taken outside and beaten with sticks!

Very True!


Chocolate with almonds is good.

Very true. Especially when they are salted almonds.

I watch way too many movies.

False. Almost none

I enjoy eating salads.

True


The daily "News" functions primarily as entertainment.

It depends on what news you're talking about.


I want some now.

True. (Steph doesn't specify what "some" is but I think it's a safe bet.)

It's nearly lunch time.

False but I could skip breakfast and go straight to lunch.

(LOL and you have a safe bet with guessing what I meant by "some".)


He did not have sexual relations with that woman.

False. (Or was she just providing an exotic massage service?)

The price of soya beans (or soybeans, if you prefer) has been going up on the Chicago futures exchange.

I will guess true.


Soy is a part of my daily diet.

False


I'm ALREADY ready for lunch!

False. I just had a breakfasty lunch.


I often break the rules.

False - I always get caught!



Benign neglect is often an effective way of handling problems.

False, too ostrich like.



I'm happy in my relationship.

True



cell text messaging is the wave of the future.

True - but how do I load this on my phone?
:wave:

Red miniskirts are going to be all the rage this Christmas. (Christmas? Who said Christmas? It's August for f*ck's sake!)

True - who cares? Red miniskirts are always the rage.



Bellbottoms are gonna make a comeback.

They already have. I'm just waiting for legwarmers and unitards to come back in


I don't wear perfume/cologne

True


I shower every day.

True! Mostly 2 times per day...once in the morning, and once after going to the gym


I like the smell of soap and clean bodies...not perfume :D

True. Nothing worse than perfume that lingers in an elevator.



I'm single.

False.... Well, true...today. My sweetie is 2K miles away


I like to dream. :D

True



Pixies is VERY supportive!

True.


Hmmm...which is more exciting to dream about? Centerfold-quality body but no brains or decent-looking with brains?

(yes, I know we want BOTH)