I'm a fuckin' asshole

I'm a skank white bitch

I'm a mother fucker


and that was all before lunch.






Lunch is at 10:45:D

Is that the new Alanis Morrisette song?

If it is, I want the god damn royalties.

You're so vain! You probably think this song is about you. :p

you just wanna put something cloudy in my coffee

cloudy in my coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you mean something...creamy? And...pearlescent?

And...slightly salty?

And...protein enriched?

And... :rofl:

I'm tired but it's a long work week kind of tired. I zone out sitting here.

I'm kind of bored, I think.

Hmm, there's ice cream in the freezer.

1. I have 2 speeds and the past few days I've been on "stop"

2. Work is piling up and I care less than I should

3. I took a great nap today

1. unloaded about a ton of steel rod at the shop

2. spent most of the day with a good friend

3. have 5 grandkids sleeping over tonite

- The warmer weather and mostly sunny day makes almost everything feel beautiful.

- I'm low on cash until next payday, but I'm high in spirit.

- I'm addicted to the wonton dumplings at the local takeout joint. Cheap and savory. They're my new crack.

I got the garden in and all my herbs look happy.

My son invited his girl to dinner.

This next week at work will be a doozy.

I've already managed to do the vacuuming and finish my weekly reading for one class. 8 hours of other stuff to go!

I'm craving new couches and I just might make it happen today

I need to get started on our taxes

* Received multiple offers from ladies willing to take the pics pertaining to my idiotic "confession" that I made yesterday.

* Got to do a bit of work on my car since it was a beautiful day here. Changed the oil and fixed the windshield wiper that pissed me off the other day and am hoping to replace the spark plugs/wires tomorrow.

* Still hoping to get the sleep I need.