What Diva suction can give you on your penis????? :D


elf, rudolph and a french tickler

What are the things that Mrs.Claus likes to fill her days with?


Gigit!

What is trying to talk with my mouthfull???? LOL


bull and a platypus

What do you need for a licking and a sticking.


soccer and football

What are a whole bunch of yummy balls on the field???????????


marshmallows, microwave and crakers

What else do you need besides chocolate to make S'mores?


a pickup truck, a gunrack, and Moonshine

What are three of the four essential items for a West Virginian romantic getaway? (the fourth being infield passes to Martinsville Motor Speedway)

oral, vaginal and anal

What did Mr. & Mrs. Intercourse name their triplets?



Longjohns, boots, sunblock

What you need for topless suntanning in the rocky mountains?


Tow bar, sex therapist and gum

Of: Ky jelly, towbar, sex therapist, and gum, which is recommended for Anal Intercourse?


Doggie, rocking chair, and chandelier

What do The Clampetts take on vacation?


clothes pegs and butter

(Assuming clothes peg are the same as clothespins)
What 2 things necessary to dress up your scrotum as a porcupine (hedgehog) if you are going to an S&M costume party?

chills and fever

What are the first signs of not visiting pixies for 3 days?


On the kitchen table

what are salt, pepper and spots of cum.

lightning and laughter

What were the last things to fill your senses when you tried to emulate Gene Kelly's "Singing In The Rain"?

Porn 'n chicken