(well how bad can it be ....)

What is what some women (me included) would do to get to kiss Glyndwr.

vertigo

What does Glyndwr get after such compliments?


A stick of celery and the dentist's chair

(lol) What are tools that can be used with laughing gas.

pondscum and purple tip

What the voo-doo doctor said would cure Richard Simmons's ills.

Nixon, Kennedy and Lodge

What were the 3 stooges middle names?


Apollo, Pluto and Neptune

What are the names of the latest 3 stage vibrators?

Mules, Donkeys and Jackasses.

What look attractive after drinking a bottle of vodka?

tomatoes & potatoes

Without these items the nations of Ireland and Italy would cease to exist.

Earth, Wind & Fire

excuse me a rephrase

Without what items would the nations of Ireland and Italy cease to exist?

Earth, Wind & Fire

What are two forces of nature and a planet .. or, a music group.

Fried spam

What is available at 2 different styles of cafe's? (internet and diners)

Testicular fortitude

What I will need it I ever head to Florida?

Donuts and the desert

CK

What does a cop’s mirage oasis look like?

deep muffin suff

What the girls at Tim Horton's use in the back to practice giving blow jobs?


cable guy, fireman and a fire extinguisher

What does an agoraphobic nymphomaniac do for "enter-tainment"?

The third degree