I think just a "hello" would get you in!

So it's another case of false advertising. Your goodies would not be at all safe :D

Not even one little bit safe! Then again, would armour or anything else keep you out if you decided you wanted in?

Good point! Lilith Proof Penis Protector ©

Who would want such a thing? :huh: Surely not I. :D

Red lace Brazilian cut and a black bra

Red boxers

Aqua satin thong and a black bra

:slurp:

Too early.

Didn't bother with it today.

Boring today...

Black lace bra and white/pink/aqua striped boy cut panties

Boring? :confused: :faint:

Now here's boring.......... gray boxer briefs

Now here's exciting.......... charcoal gray boxer briefs! :rofl:

None. Never wear em. Easier access.