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Sammy Hagar Sara Evans Sarah McLachlan Savage Garden Scott Joplin Sheryl Crow Simon & Garfunkel Sophie B. Hawkins Soundgarden Soup Dragons Spin Doctors Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Starship Steve Miller Band Sting & the Police |
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Tchaikovsky, Peter They Might Be Giants Three Tenors, The Trick Pony Trisha Yearwood |
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U2 Ugly Kid Joe |
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Van Halen Vince Gill Violent Femmes Vonda Shepard |
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Wang Chung Warrant Whitesnake Winger Wynton Marsalis |
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ZZ Top |
done for a while :D
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Just got some family gossip |
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gonna share? :p |
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What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner? "Ho. Ho. Ho." |
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Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied. |
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Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest. |
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What is the difference between Mad Cow Disease and PMS? Two tits! |
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's dick? A joystick does its job. |
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Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious. "What are they doing?" asked the girl. "They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday." "I think I want you to teach me now," said the girl. So the two went behind some bushes and started getting it on. When the boy had his pants down, the girl asked what that was behind his "rope." "That," said the boy, "that's my knot." "Well," said the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope." |
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