315

Sorry, gave up coffee....drinking grapefruit juice.

316 dang this is going well even on track.
Need more coffee.....

and for the hell of it

317

:D

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319

I need more coffee, too!

#320

Since everyone appears to be a bit sleepy:

Sleeping Aid

Patty is visiting her father Ralph at the nursing home.
'I've been sleeping really well these past few weeks,' Ralph says.

'Why?' Patty asks. 'Have the nurses been giving you something to help you sleep?'

'Yes,' Ralph says. 'Every night I'm given an glass of warm milk and viagra.'

'Why are they giving you viagra?' she asks.

'I don't know,' Ralph says.

Patty finds a nurse down the hall and asks to know more about their sleeping aids.

'The warm milk helps him sleep,' the nurse says.

'But why the viagra?' Patty asks.

'Oh,' the nurse says. 'That just keeps him from rolling out of bed.'

#321

#322 (PF, how are we doing?)

#323~John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

One more to the pile.

#325~If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

# 326 - Throb. Isn't it just a wonderful word ?

#327~The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life."

#328~Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

#329~Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions.