Well, I guess you could say it that way...

I'm enjoying a lazy Saturday.

False since it still isn't Sunday here. :D But I have to fly on Sunday so have to go through airports....yuck!!!


I'm watching a ballgame on TV.

False


On of my cats has jumped into my lap and is DEMANDING attention!

false - allergic to cats

just got home from dinner with my grandmother

False, I miss my grandmas in Newfieland!

I need groceries.

False


Must purchase a Birthday card for my wife.

true

must purchase anniversary card first though

True...although I have no wife. But I need a card for 10 years anniversary in September!


I need to buy a new printer

False


Printer ink is WAY too expensive.

True, but a necessary evil...

I am going out in a few minutes

True.

I'm going to be late because I can't seem to get off of Pixies.

false



I am an artist.

false...

I have a boring job...

True, and your body is your canvas

I am just trying to get into your panties

true



I have no panties on.

False... but I could be tempted...

False, but only because I am going out..

True

My head is spinning

false


My cock is twitching.

True , so is mine.. :spin:

I am leaving in 5 min

False


I'm preparing to post 'Strange Days'

False.

I'm still in my pjs.

false

I'm at work

False...don't have to be there til 10.

I am a light sleeper.

true

I'm feeling amorous right now

True.

I am sorry for hurting someone's feelings.

False ... I hope. Don't know of anyone whose feelings I've recently hurt. But if I did, then it'd be true.

I've got to run (drive :D) into Peoria today.

False


I must take my wife out to dinner for her birthday.

False, I don't think I'll ever have a wife.


I'm hungry.

False - just had lunch



It is a slow Monday.

true but I am cleaning like a woman gone mad

too busy cleaning to post a follow up, eh? :D

True. It is a slow monday, 'specially since I got someone to do my legwork for me today.

I get queasy when I clean out the fridge.

obviously...that must be why I fucked up :p


I love the smell of Mr. Clean.

True...but I like the smell of Mrs. Dirty even more. :D


I hate mopping the floor.

False~~~~~I find it theraputic!

I am going to bed alone!

false

I am going to be sleepy

False

I'm hungry.

TRUE

I'm going to make dinner now

False, I just ate a slice of pizza.

I'm tired.