true


it's 4am here

false




you and i are not in the same timezone

True


I'll be having some coffee soon.

True - it must be getting late.



The workday has just begun here.

False. I'm drinking my morning coffee

Besides working today, I need to do some yard work.

True


I must pound out some code this afternoon.

False.

I must pound out a business plan this afternoon

(trade you, jseal?) :D

False



I didn't get a good night's sleep last night. Rrrrrrgh!


(osuche - No way! Code is way easier to debug!)

Not even close


It is raining right now.

false

I need my morning coffee

true

I'm thinking about it already and there is still 12 hours to go

False


It should be clear - but hot - here today.

False. I prefer it cool, like ME weather :p

I'm feeling a bit frisky today...

Well, true, earlier this morning. ;)

I have a long drive ahead of me today.

False

I have a LONG day at work ahead of me

I should, judging by my desk, but I can't.

I wish today was over with already.

True



I have yet another meeting to go to this evening!

True.

I could use a Coke and a smile.

I could use a Coca-Cola light and a smile ;) That count?

I could use a good massage

True


I give a good massage

Hmmmmm.... Verdict is still out. But I do -- so true

I have many talents

true

i am quite funny?

you probably are....

I need a massage

false


I love to talk on the phone

False. Kinda fond of women, myself. :D

I need to mow my yard.

True, usually the case with the moose that lives with me.

A dog is staring at me right now.