What 2 people have been best known to answer to "slick willie"?

Lake Tahoe.

Where does the Loch Ness monster go on vacation?

A wasp sting

What did I get for sleepy with the head of the NOW?

A trickle and a pickle

What are the problem and solution your girlfriend used for dumping you?

Weenie roast

What is a favorite S&M game at the Dominatrix Annual picnic and barbeque?

The Rolling Stones, the Beatles,
The BeeGees and the Kinks

Who were part of the 60's British Invasion?

Lollipops, stamps, clits

What is sticky when wet?

string, scissors and a rubber chicken.

What a Redneck uses during forplay??


a car jack, picnic basket and skydivers

What are the 3 most commonly used euphemisms for ordinary procedures in the cosmetic surgery profession?

Under pressure, At speed and At low atmospheric levels.

What is sex in a submarine?


The moon, the spacestation, and Mars

Where is sex out of this world?


A felt pen and an apple

What is Glyndwr playing his own version of the William Tell story.

Donald, Mickey and the 3 blind mice.

What was Minnie's best sexual experience?


Luciano Pavarotti playing the organ

What is one thing you will never see in the XXX movie adaptation of DIE FLEDERMAUS ?

a slipbone biscuit.

ok south - or anyone - what's a slipbone biscuit????