What do you say when you've lost your place in the orgy?

Safety goggles, elbow and knee pads.

What a women needs to wear when giving a blow job and she don't like cum all over her face?


Ear wax, a dildo and semen

What are three things that might be in her mouth at some point during sex?

A ball, a cock and a gift

What a half castrated man brings to his cruel dominatrix mistress.

Topeka, Kansas, New York City and San Francisco

What were the destinations of the first night in the "Round The World In 80 Lays" contest?

Nuts, whipped cream, bananas and a cherry

what are topping for a good night of sex



whips, chains, and video games

What are 3 wonderful things made to pass time?


pepsi, coke, and fabolous kool-aid

What do you need to fulfill your poolsex-fantasies?

"First I am going to measure your blood pressure, then we are going to have a lot of fun..."

what does a nypho-nurse in the geriatric center say to any man sporting an erection?

Elmers Glue instead of water.

What irritates people when you use a lot on letters?

Dopey, bashful, grumpy, sleepy, sneezy, happy

Who are the ones having an orgy with Snowwhite?


A riffle, vegetable oil and a hunter.

What are three things a beastiality lover fears?


a fast car, dope and a get out of jail free card.

What happend when Diva got busted with a joint doing 40km over the speed limit?? (yep...I cried to get out of jail..lmfao and it worked!)


clothes line, smut and undergarments

What are the 3 essential item an auto erotic takes to a motel room, an evening of fun?

Power Steering.

What do you wish your classic sports car had as you drive into a wall?

Bill Clinton & Linda Lovelace