Today is hump day so.....let's all get humping. :D

You take the high road ...

You take the high road ...and I'll take the shorter way around :D

she'll be coming round the mountain

she'll be coming round the mountain...............when she cums harder than she's ever cum before. :D:D



I haven't had any....................

I haven't had any sex in almost two weeks!

I'm getting ready to.....

I'm getting ready to scream because I haven't had any sex in 6 months!



It's getting so bad that

It's getting so bad that that the squirrels are giving the house a wide berth. :D

It would be much better if ...

i would be much better if I was having sex right now..and screaming to orgasm...

Into every life....

Into every life.... a little lust should fall.

Getting undressed ...

Getting undressed ... is the first step toward having sex.

If I don't get naked soon ...

If I don't get naked soon ... the clothes may need washing. :D

I've go an itch ...

I've got an itch that's too hard to reach...

I am planning to have sex.....

I am planning to have sex tonight.

Sex is the beginning of........

Sex is the beginning of...nine month process.

Love is ...

Love is ... much more fun than sex.

If I had to choose ...

If I had to choose ... but one web site, it'd have to be Pixies. ;)

My favorite bodily part is ...