*"there, that's better"*
 

*He pulls an envelope from his right jacket pocket with notes on the back, along with pink panties from Minnesota. “Four panties an 7 thongs ago….” *"Oops. That’s from the other party"*

*From his right pants pocket he pulls his international drivers license, his Aussie teamsters card and the speech notes…stuck to another pair of black panties from OZ*“Thank you from her bottom, I mean the bottom of my hard, I mean heart.” *”CRICKEY, too many pockets, I never should have worn this suite.

*Finally from his left pants pocket he brings out the note he’s looking for… anlong with a pair of white panties from BC (gees, is that a place or time?)* “Friends, Romans, countryladies, lend me your panties. I come to lick them, not to praise them.”

Well after all these neat panty lines, (pun intended) I want to shift the spot light to our next award winner. I’m unable to tell you all the contributions he has made to the site (because I’m still trying to decode them) but I’m sure it’s great stuff. We are hoping to have the English translators here in time to decipher what will be the next acceptance speech for the “Wha Da Rosetta Fuck Did He Say Award” that I present to…..
UNCLE SILKY!

uh, thanks. it's an honor just to be nominated n shit.

i award PixieSprite the, uh... *looks around* Mackin Muthafuckin Mapleleaf prize for bein the most Candian canuck that ever skinned a beaver while watchin a hockey game.

............lifting up the pillows, looking under them...checking inside pantyfanatic's happy boxers...nope, it isn't there.....

taking a quick gander behind jonjon's nice button 501's...doesn't look like he's hiding the award either.


huh. isn't that weird? i thought i heard my name.


must have been a misprint or somethin........NOW you know why i don't participate much in games. i never know when i'm in or out.


:D :D :D


and now.........i'm OUTTA here. :) pardon the interruption if you please.

Clearing Up the Confusion
 

Okay, I think I've figured this out! (I should get an award just for that!!!)

Okay, when Aqua got his award he thanked a lot of people. Diva, Lilith, and Steph especially, along with the other ladies who've fed his complex. I think that Steph either didn't read the whole reply and was just scanning for her name, or she simply misunderstood the concept of the game.

Either way, she accepted a non existant reward and almost awarded one just as invisable. No harm done though. Steph and RandyGal just don't have awards on their shelves (racks???) yet. And for that matter, neither do I! :confused: Heh, okay, all that aside....

My apologies to RandyGal for getting her hopes up. I hope it doesn't influence whether or not she comes back if/when she really recieves her award. Apologies to rest of the thread followers for any confusion.

My ruling as Queen of the thread: Dicksbro, LixyChick(2), Jennaflower, Skipthisone, FussyPucker, PixieSprite(2), Lilith(2), Aqua, Sharniqua, SugarSprinkles, Murphy, Glyndwyr, Nikki, Legend, Irish, Oldfart, Scotzoidman, Pantyfanatic and Uncle Silky have all won awards and accepted. PixieSprite is up for an award and M45 has a plaque coming his way.

PixieSprite may accept her award and give another one (although I'm sure she's tired of it by now...THREE awards...its like the West Wing or somethin), and M45 may give an acceptance speech for his plaque if he wishes.

So long and thanks for all the fish! (steps down from the podeum)

Sorry I took so long to come pick up my award... I was busy lmao... But WOW! the Mackin Muthafuckin Mapleleaf prize!!!!!! Thank you soooo much Silky hunny ;)

And now for the next award... the "Thanks for looking at this thread for me"! Awarded to the one who is always the first to let me know I have an award waiting for me..... Coach Knight!!!!!!

Are you ready?
 

Well, it seems that this party is going to go on without me, or so I thought. I figure I might as well grab my date and beat the crowd out and head to the post-show party early. Besides, I wanted to get a little limo sex in. Summer grabs my arm and we walk through the amphitheatre passing all of the Pixies, hoping for awards. Funny though, I see more attendees on their knees than sitting in their chairs. We head out of the lobby and see the limo waiting on the street, the driver holding the door open.

My date, Summer, is 50-feet in front of me, running to get to the black, stretch limo first. I begin removing my tuxedo jacket. Summer already has unzipped her dress and her boobs are exposed and bouncing as she streaks for the limo. (Interesting, when Joan Rivers interviewed us on the red carpet entering the ceremony, Rivers’ face actually cracked in half, exposing a metal android underneath … who knew she wasn’t real, I thought her body and face were all natural)

She climbs in and sits back, legs spread, ready for me to join her for a wild ride through Los Angeles. Just as I am entering the limo for the ride back to the Beverly Hills Hilton, I hear my name announced, by PixieSprite.

“What, what is this? I won? I guess I had better head back inside to accept my award,” I say to my naked date.

“Fine, fine, sure, sure, go get your damn award, I’ll have the limo circle the theater and start without you,” Summer says. She then pulls out a huge Samsonite suitcase and opens it. Inside there is a a huge array of various dildos, vibrators and other electrical and battery-operated devices designed to make men less necessary. (What did she buy the Platinum package from DildoDiva?)

I run back into the theater, my raging hard-on pointing the way. As I scamper down the aisle, I high-five the guys and the women keep pinching my ass. (I am going to be bruised tomorrow)

I reach the stage and walk to the dais. I plant a wet kiss on PixieSprite’s lips.

“Thank you PS for presenting me with this award, I am truly honored, especially to be given it by such a beautiful, nubile young lady.”

“I want to thank LixyChick for her never ending stream of consciousness. She never is at a loss for words and she is loved for it.” (Speaking of Lixy, this is longer than one of her replies)

“Thank you to DildoDiva for planning and organizing this awards ceremony, it certainly has become a hit.”

“Thanks to Nikki, Christine and BCG for … well if you’ve seen the pics, you know what for.” ;););)

“I want to thank STO for making me laugh and keeping it ‘real’ I’m not sure what that means, but I just know I won’t be betting any more football games with him.”

“Thanks to Lil for being the sexy bitch she is, she is the glue that holds the fibers of Pixies together.” (I think that was a compliment)

“I have one final thank you to give but I will have to do that in the limo.” ;););)

“Now, I want to present the next award to the woman who can either cut your balls off or lick them, depending on her mood. Will a gentleman please tap Diva on her head, wipe her chin and send her up here.”

(Music begins to play to get my damn ass off the stage)

“I present DIVA with the ‘SPURT ON MY FACE’ award.”

Now I streak down the aisle, undressing as I run. I exit the theater, the limo pulls up and the door opens. I unzip my pants and remove my cock - the award I will be giving to my date. I enter the limo and we drive away …

On a side note, this is what happens when you give a writer, who is not exactly writing the Great American Novel yet, room to be creatve ... anyways, back to the cermony.

ROFLMFAO Coach!

I am typeless!

*think he believes that?*

Teehee!!!!

You Lixy? Typeless??? Perish the Thought!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

Don't every change, gal....we luv ya' just the way you are!!

Hearing my name I lift my head and cum shoots past me, over my shoulder, and lands in my wine glass. With all the dignity I can muster I reach for my glass and take a long swallow........finishing the contents before rising to go and accept my award.

I stand and straighten my dress and wipe my lips and head towards the stage. I can feel hands spanking my ass as I pass everyone sitting on the aisle.

As I climb the stairs I see Coach holding a bust of a woman with cum all over her face. I realize the compliment as she looks just like me! Those cheeky monkies must have taken a pic of my face to a sculptor and had this done. Or...they might have "slipped me a mickey" and took me to the sculptor for a more "real" likeness.........no matter, I am flattered at the effort. :D

As I finally reach the top step, I step on the edge of my gown and my breasts pop out. Coach seems to be coming toward me with concern but when he reaches me and hands me my award I feel him tweak my right nipple and zoom past me like his ass is on fire!!!!

I adjust my gown and step to the podium. "Ahem, I guess Coach had another award to deliver"......



"I have to say that I have never had an award cum to me so easily.....I usually have to stroke and lick some egos to get an honor so auspicious." *Taking a hankerchief from my handbag and wiping my face in a Louie Armstrong fashion* "I Thank you all from the back of my throat to the tip of my tongue.......and so without further ado I'd like to present the next award to....."

PROPHET REALITY WITH THE BITE ME TILL I BLEED award....

Typless/ Speechless
 

As we pull back up to get the award that Coach dropped on the sidewalk I hear my name being called. Surely this must be a mistake. I look at my companion and inform him I must go check this out. I bashfully stroll towards the door peering in. Just at that moment everyone turns towards me and begins clapping. I look down towards my feet not knowing if I should run away or gracefully approach the stage. Adjusting my extremely tight dress I head towards the stage. I see lots of wonderful pixies surrounding me. I giggle thinking about how sexy they look in clothes too.

As I get closer to the stage I see him, the sexiest Vampyre Pixie. Oh my I get week in my knees as I delicately take the award from him. He grins flashing his pearly whites and leans in and takes a nibble of my neck. Clearing my thought and rubbing my arms to soothe the chills, I turn to the crowd and simply say, "Thank you! Thank you all for awarding me with the Best Cum Hither that any Pixie can." I bow and then realize oh crap I need to give an award.

Thinking for a brief second it pops into my head. Oh yeah. "I have an award for the sexiest Cop Costume in a Pixie Halloween Thread/Party." Pausing for a brief second thinking of having him cuffing me, mmmmm, I try to regain composure to continue " ............ and the award goes to .....
(((((drum roll)))))) aflyerfan!!!!!!!!

*The band strikes up with the song.....Y.M.C.A.*

Everyone stands and begins to dance to it as we wait for aflyerfan to come and accept his award!

LMAO.........I had to do that!

He'll probably be here after the hockey game, Lixy!! LOL

I am totally unprepared for this, I had no idea I was even nominated for an award let alone win.I would like to thank the soundman for playing Y.M.C.A. Summer if there is anyway I can thank you personally for this award please let me know, although I think I was probably the only one nominated in this category. I did have a great time at your party,cant wait to see if your throwing a New Years Eve party.
I guess I have to come up with an award now. I have to give this some thought,and to see what awards have already been given. I shall return.

I have to apoligize for my lame acceptance speech,my publicist is out of town.I will now present the next award in the category of hottest European poster to the hot and sexy Christine. Christine please cum up and except your award. As a bonus you get to have me right here on stage in front of a loving Pixies audience. I think they deserve a great show,shall we :)

<<With an encouraging slap on the butt from Aqua, I stumble onto the stage in a daze, and land in aflyerfan's arms.>>

An award?? For ME??? *sniff sniff SNIFF*
Thank you baby! I am truly honored to have received this award. I would also like to thank every single Pixies member, my tripod, and my wonderful personal consultant for all the fun I've had here...and I just remembered that I am scared to DEATH of speaking in public, so before I pass out I'd like to present the next award to none other than the sexy, exciting and oh so desirable Natch9! Please join us on the podium to receive your Golden Abs award (you may leave your sword by your seat, hon!*G*)

(aflyerfan, I believe you said something about a bonus...so shall we get to it? :D)

I just pmed natch9 but I haven't seen him around in forever so I'm not counting on his arrival...maybe he'll suprise me...he has a day left...if not by then, first cum first serve may take his award and run with it

** moving my seat closer to the stage **

CasperTG

*nominating Lixy to accept the award in Natch9's absence, because she gives such fantastic speeches*

I second that SS. Let's hear it for Lixy as Natch9's represetative!

HIP, HIP, HORRAY! HIP, HIP, HORRAY!

Between the surgeon and Lixy, I could stay in stiches! :D :D

I don't care who accepts it as long as someone hurries up and does it! So, um....hurry up!

Dicksbro, sensing the shyness of others, walks up to the stage to accept Natch9's Golden Abs award.

Ladies and Gentlemen and any others that might be present. On behalf of Natch9 I want to express my sincere thanks for this glorious award. I'm sure that the Golden Anti-Lock Breaking trophy will look wonderful on the dash of a car.

For the next award, I think we need to recognize a lady of considerable charm, witty intellect, and warm caring.

SugarSprinkles, to you is awarded the "Friend in Need Golden Dildo Award." Congratulations!

OH MY!!!! I'm so verklempt!! I had NNNOOO idea!! :eek:

This is going to take some thought.......my acceptance speech has to be 'just right'....after all, look who's given me this prestigious award.

And I REALLY need to thing LONG & HARD ;):p to decide what the next award will be and to who (whom?) it should be awarded.

I promise I will return as soon as I can to take care of my obligation. :) I will not neglect my duty. :D:D

Sorry to butt in here, but I just read Coach Knight's "Rejected Children's Books" thread.

I therefore, am compelled to award CK a "Silver Psycho" for being almost, but not quite twisted enough.

CK, please untie the Pope, scrape the mustard off the walls, and come get your award.

Well I really think it is SS's turn to give an award. We may have to check with DildoDiva for a ruling here. I am bumping this up to allow her to decide.

Already discussed it with SS but I'll tell the rest of you. Sugar has to make her acceptance speach still before the week is up. She can give an award if she likes and we'll just have more awards going at once or she can not give an award and consider the award CK recieved to go for her as well.

So if SS gives an award we'll all just have to watch the thread for more awards and it'll give people more chances to get awards.

CK can accept his award either way and he DOES give someone an award.

All clear...ready, set, cum! I mean GO

Thank you Gekko. I am not sure if you were supposed to give me an award, but that's ok, I'll take what I can get.

I look around the room and realize the creator of this award has been left high, but hopefully not dry. So will someone remove DildoDiva's sticky panties and send her down here. Oh and while she's down here ... ;););)

I am presenting DildoDiva with the QUIVERING CLIT AWARD!!!

As I sit behind my display table, convieniently located next to the exit door and the restrooms (in case someone decides they need some quick relief before they leave) I re-arrange some of my products I brought and am absentmindedly wiping down the vibrator I just got finished "testing." As I am cleaning the last of the juices off of it, I hear my name and look up into the beautiful faces of all my Pixies Comerades and they are applauding and looking at me. I quickly place the toy back on the table and make my way toward the stage accepting handshakes, pats, and gropes as I make my way through the crowd.

As I ascend the steps onto the stage I smile shyly at CK and take the award and the hug and step to the podium....

"Thank you CK, my favorite prick. :) Thank you all from the heart of my bottom...I mean...no, that IS what I meant. It is truly an honor to be recognized amongst my friends for this award. I accept this honor on behalf of myself and my quivering clit.

"And now for the next award I would like to recognize one of our chat regulars. Someone who evidently, truly believes in the saying, 'I should be seen and not heard....ever.' I would like to present this golden plaque with a little silver fly in the center. The nominees for the "Fly on the Wall" award are.......



ChanServ for his/her diligent efforts to always be there for our Pixies in there time of dire need. A great listener and someone we all know and trust with our deepest secrets........


jwalker....for....just being there and never saying a FUCKING THING.......

and the winner is....*rips open the little envelope*.....







JWALKER!"

*Applauds as she looks through the audience and spots him in a dark corner. As usual she can see him but he's not doing anything.....*

LOL DildoDiva...whatcha wanna bet he won't be showing up to receive the award? :D

I know today is a week already since dicksbro presented me with my recent award....I'd like to beg the academy's indulgence a bit longer please...I've just been so busy I haven't had a chance to really think about who I would like to honor. I have 3 or 4 people in mind and I just have to narrow that down...Please may I have just a few more days??? :eek:

Just for you SugarSprinkles I'll grant you until Saturday. ;)

a FUCKING THING.......

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! HE SPEAKS!!!!!!!!!!!







It's a miracle!!!!!

LOL!

CasperTG

oops, thought this was the golden tits award,,,,,,,,begging everyones pardon!

When Dicksbro calls my name I'm so shocked and stunnned that I fall right off Murphy's lap and onto the floor...and because my hand was down his pants and his hand was under my blouse at the time I pull him right down with me.
We untangle ourselves and I push him off me in my mad dash to get to the stage.

On my way I trip over BIBI who is trying to keep TazzfromCA from getting below her AGAIN, and over Pantyfanatic who is sitting in the middle of the floor sniffing one at a time all the panties that he cajoled each of the female Pixies into giving him when they entered the room - well, each of the ladies who bothered to wear any that is.
I stumble over Vampeyes and Sarriah who are just sitting and giggling at one another for no apparent reason.

Scotzoidman sees me approaching and plugs in his guitar and in honor of my "Friend In Need Golden Dildo Award" and my relationship with Murphy, plays a few bars of Kenny Rogers "Daytime Friends and Nightime Lovers".

As the music plays I stumble up the few stairs to claim my "Friend in Need Golden Dildo Award" from Dicksbro and get ready to make my acceptance speech. But what's going on? I can't reach the damned microphone - it's too frickin' high for short li'l me to reach!! They look for something for me to stand on, but alas the world famous Pixie's Soap-box is in rather sad condition from such frequent use.
From the back of the room a female voice with a sweet Southern drawl rings out,
"Over here y'all!! I got somethin' y'all can stand on, Sugarsprinkles!"

Well, a couple of the guys go to see who and what it is. It's our very own DildoDiva and she gives them a large box - it's a crate filled with all sorts of wonderful, sexy 'toys!" They bring it to the podium and help me up onto it. Now I can reach the microphone and I commence to making my speech:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Pervs and Pervettes, I'd like to thank Dicksbro for this magnificent "Friend in Need Golden Dildo Award!" I really don't know what to say. I just want you to know, Dicksbro, that the few messages I posted on your behalf were done with love and with no thought or expectation of awards. I really NEVER expected such a beautiful award - and I must say in all honesty........................................... ....................................

I'D MUCH RATHER GET LAID than get a METAL DILDO!!! Is that really so damn much to ask? I mean, DAMN, why is getting laid so damn difficult?? It doesn't cost a damn thing, one size truly does fit all, you can do it almost anywhere, you can do it anytime day or night, and you can give OFTEN! So what's the problem???

Sensing that I'm losing control, Murphy rushes to the stage, grabs me, throws me to the floor and proceeds to give it to me right there on the stage! The audience, sensing what's happening, voices their approval with whistles, cat calls, and loud cheers and applause.
When we finish, Murphy stands, helps me up and while I try to make myself presentable again he tucks in his shirt, zips his pants, takes a bow amid more cheers, and returns to his seat.

"Where was I, now? Oh yes, - it's time for me to present the next award. Alright fellow Pixies here goes:

First of all for writing such sexy and hot stories that get us pervettes all excited, causing an epidemic of wet panties, and also for having one truly delicious and sexy looking tongue, and finally, because he looks soooo damn hot laying across the hood of his car............................................... .....

I'm truly pleased and honored to present this replica of his car.....with a large silver tongue mounted on the hood with a pair of very damp ladies panties hanging from it.......the "Oh My God, You Sure Would Look Good NAKED On That Car - Are You Sure You're NOT Related To Gene Simmons - SILVER TONGUE - LICK MY WET PANTIES AWARD" to our very own............................................... ........................................DallasLiving!!!!!

Now, Cum on up here and get it Baby

Let me up. Somebody is calling me!:p




What? Not the dessert tray for this fantastic banquet?:confused:
Not a dear friend bending over in her short skirt, adjusting her thigh highs?:rolleyes:

An award?
For somebody ELSE?


*gasp*:eek:

It's very late and I do want to do this speech with honor and dignity. I know this awards ceremony will continue tomorrow and so I reserve the right to call it a night!

If I may ask all the Pixie members who are not already passed out to please file out of this thread in a orderly and timely manner (without bruising the passed out Pixies in passing).......I will return tomorrow (at some time or another) to roast.......*ahem*....I mean accept this award for DallasLiving.

*Wonders if they bought the "honor and dignity" shit!?*

"Honor and dignity?" You, Lixy???

*picking myself up from the floor after laughing so hard I fell down*

Honor, dignity and LixyChick are three words that normally would never appear in the same sentence.....
But what the hell, just hurry back and do the damn speech!!

We've been waitng FOREVER for that DallasLiving dude to step up and accept his award...but since he's "too shy" *cough cough* to do it himself, I have asked Lixy to accept on his behalf.
Or on the stage, or on the floor..wherever she can find room...

So hurry back Lixy...we've been waiting wayyyyyyy too long for this award to be accepted...:D