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Lorelei 11-08-2002 10:28 AM

Yeah, porn has improved a lot, but still needs much more improvement.

I think many of the best adult films are from Wicked Pictures.

gekkogecko 11-08-2002 01:55 PM

Two very important things about people that porn movies will teach you:
1. Male porno stars are physically unable to cum while inside of a woman.
2. Female porno stars develop spiked high heels at puberty.

Booger 11-08-2002 11:29 PM

one thing you have all misssed
if you a pizza delivery man hot women are allways tipping you with sex

LixyChick 11-09-2002 02:27 PM

There must be a million things I have learned while "directing" such movies, (Ya see, I can never, ever watch a porn movie without some interjection. Just trying to be helpful!).

1) When you have friends over......never plan a game of billiards. You'll never finish the game and so you'll never know who wins!

2) When you answer the door (never even looking through the peep hole to see who it is), always wear something sheer or nothing at all! This will insure that you WILL fuck the visitor!

3) Blondes DO have more fun!

4) After a good fucking, don't go get a shower. Go around the house from room to room and see if anyone wants to try and guess who's sperm is spewed all over your lips and face and breasts and stomach and twat!

Oh....I could go on and on.........(but then you all know that!)

Vixenoir 11-10-2002 02:27 AM

What I learned from porn:

No matter how attractive you are deemed to be you will never have sex with anyone better looking than your half senile, incontinent Uncle Bill.

No-one owns a decent cd.

A womans happiness is defined by how much sperm you can whack in her face (happiness grows exponentially for each additional dna strand)

Retriving something from the floor is an invite to be fucked in the ass.

Anyone in a conservative outfit is gorgeous when they take off their glasses and let down their hair (would this work for Margaret Thatcher) and they have been waiting their WHOLE lives for a man to come and show them what theyve been missing.


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