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*pulls out some ice cream to go with the jello*
ASH;"my ass is burning"Maybe some of this will cool it down? Hands the ice cream to mindboxer |
Sweetstuff suddenly becomes Not-So-Sweetstuff
NOT SO FAST, everyone! Step AWAY from the laptop! It's MINE, I tell you, ALL MINE!!!!!! Maniacal cackling echoes through the meeting hall as SFC pulls out her bullwhip and cracks it loudly in the air Mwwwwaaaaahhhhh-haaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...... :D |
SFC's brilliant getaway plan is foiled as she slips in the sugar-free pudding, landing squarely on Aquaman's lap...
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first monthly meeting of pixaholics anonymous
ack ack <<head jerks>> givme that laptop..........(ice cream bucket cradled in canvas covered arms slipps out) augh!!!!!
not the whip!!!!!!!! <<grabs sfc by the ankles>>come here my lil pretty!ah hehehe!! toes seek out her whip....... time for some tickling and ...I know where sfc is ticklish at!!!!!!!!! ah hahahahaha!!!!!!!toes seek out her sides.............hands go for her thighs............. tickle time sfc................ rest of pixaholic members shake their heads as the feverish chills and finger jerking begin to take over the group............... ash whispers...''he's gone......no help for him now..........he's definitly pixified..........mmmmmmmmmm now where's that laptop'':D ;) :D |
i'm away for two days, i post on another thread about being pixaholic, and ask for directions to the meetings and then BANG....i found them anyway....funny that
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NO!!!
I don't need no stupid meetings, I don't have a problem... I'm in complete control here, I... can quit after the next one... I'm allright, really...
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Scotz~ With you being in such a deep state of denial, I feel as if it would only be right if I personally guide you through your recovery process;)......... go find Legend, he's new to PA as well, and meet me near the schnapps fountain <no water fountains in the building so we had them install those instead> this recovery process (if done right) can be long and hard ;) but I will gladly volunteer to place myself between the 2 of you until we cum up wit some sort of solution to this problem of Pixtasy.......
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Hmm.
Lilith, good to see you back at the meeting --- I was beginning to worry that I was the most seriously addicted Pixaholic here, since most of the others disappeared from the meeting for the weekend! It was just me and Mindboxer wrestling for the laptop, Legend wandering about all disoriented, and Scotz over there in the corner rocking himself back and forth and muttering 'I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay'... The meeting hall was feeling a little cavernous with everyone else gone. The good news is that I've finally beaten Mindboxer and reclaimed my laptop --- but the bad news is that Pixaholism seems to be getting worse than ever. I'm starting to have these irrational thoughts, like 'Maybe if I post more pictures I'll get it out of my system and won't be so hooked' --- that'll work, won't it? If I just totally go on a Pixtasy blitz maybe I can wash it right through my system... Ohhh god... a Pixtasy blitz... ooooh what a thought... excuse me folks but I just can't help myself... *breaks down sobbing* I just have to post!!! |
Lilith, could you just hold on a sec while I check these last couple of posts.....
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legend~exsqueeeeze me! No I need it now.... after all the sooner we finish the sooner I can get back to the word association game :D
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*trips over in haste*....don't start without me :p
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*looks as though he is feeling all left out from the meeting, but this is unusual even for him to be this quiet.* Sweetstuff ive been here all along just watching biding my time :) my time with the lap top will come :)
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not if i get there first iikiibuu!! ready race ya for it.......go.....
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In your dreams, boys --- this laptop is mine, all mine, I tell you!!!
*Cradling her iBook in her arms, stroking it, and crooning to it* It's okay, little one, they can't separate us... They can try but nobody's going to take my little blueberry baby away from me, nobody... Come, my pretty, hush now, let's Pixify a little... :rolleyes: |
Iikiibuu ---
Don't mind me, just a little obsessed here... Kinda hard to notice anyone around when I can't take my eyes off the glow of my screen... I'm sure you understand, being a fellow Pixaholic and all...! :D --- sweetstuff |
Not even if i give you a lick of my lollie pop????:D :D
i will just hold it for a second, honest i will give it back. he he;) ;) |
That's a mighty tempting offer, Danziggy --- but you saw what happened when I let Glyndwr use it, even with it handcuffed securely to me! There's no way I'm letting go of my little blueberry baby any time soon... Besides, I need my fix sooooooo bad............! :rolleyes:
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damn shame, must try new approach
maybe you will let your grip go if i eat some of your candy?;) ;)
mind you then i would be so busy tasting the sweet stuff i would forget to take the laptop!! oh well never mind just to get all hot and sticky would be good enough!!;) ;) :D :D |
Taste all you want... but I'm NEVER LETTING GO!!!
On the other hand... oooh... oh my... you're awfully good with your tongue... yes... harder... faster... OMG OMG OMG! :o :o :o :o OMG, I've just discovered that there is another level of Pixtacy!!!!!!!!! I'm getting Pixified and indulging my Oral Freakishness at the same time! This is sheer heaven......... but it's not going to help my addiction any! :D |
"sits down with the puppy dog eyes directing them straight into those os SFC, eyes begin to water. Begins to wine and paw your leg." Pllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeee eeeeeeeee????????
you should know by the way this wolf can run really fast and we're all endurance and power :) |
Givmme that damn laptop!!!!!!!!! gotta get to 1000 quick!!!!!!!!!sugar free cndy..........i'll race ya!!!!!!!!!!!Now!!!!!!!!give me that damn laptop before i pour this ice cream in your lap!!!!!!!
nnnnneed my fix quick1!!!!!!!!ahahah.........just stopped in from my supper hour for a quickie....mmmmmmmmmmmmmfeel ssooo ggggoooddd!!!!!!!!!!<<<fingers twitch across laptop>>such a relief!!!!!<<good grief!! i am hooked!!!!!>>>>> 1000 entries here i come!!!!!!!!! |
~sidling in hoping the laptop is left unattended~
Now where did SFC leave that thing? |
Over here, I snuck in an hid it while everyone else was occupied...good thing I brought in those handcuff keys and freed the poor thing....it was getting quite crushed there....and sticky with all that jello 'n' ice cream....shhh don't tell anyone, cause Im new here and really quite shy.
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*ponders on a way of getting the lap top* any chance what so ever about getting to the lap top in a polite, nice and you know in a non active way ;) or am i going to have to do something???
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well, depends if you make those puppy dog eyes, then let me rub your tummy I might let you look at it from a distance, other than that ....it's all mine.....
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how about the eyes the paw And i lick all the sticky stuff off? no???
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go on then, you talked me into it, I'm just a sucker for puppy dog eyes
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blast there's my minders with the "hug me" jacket, gotta go...here iikiibuu (throws laptop) catch,,,,you owe me
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~whistling~
Here boy ~throwing stick out of the door~ Go and fetch it ~turns around to Miss X~ I see you are new here...I'm the er..uh..Official Pixie-holic Laptop Inspector and I'd better take a look at the one in your hand |
*sits by MissX's side and rests his head in her lap for her great kindness*
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*growls rather menacingly at Glyndwr, shows his teeth. While pawing the lap top behind him* its taken me nearly a week to get this im aint giving it up for no stick ;)
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Mmmm ~thinking~
How about a nice juicy steak? |
*continues to growl* when ive done with this im burying it in a place no one will ever find it mwahahahahahahahahahah. *Looking horrified at the person he has become he is adamant at now sticking to a no lap top diet. Places the lap top on the floor and goes over to the corner and sobs quietly*
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<<ash runs for laptop while everyone else is distracted with the jello, pudding, and oral favors>> HA HA HA, It's mine...ALL MINE!!! I knew the quiet waiting would pay off. Gotta have my fix,it's....been....too....long. <<she tries to sit down, but ass is still sore>> <<decides to stand in a darkened corner where she can still see all the action>>
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AAAUGGGAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!Time's up ash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!got that damn jacket off now i don't have to type with my toes!!!!!!!!!!!!
slips behind Ash.........''HEY ASH'' Youre late for an exam!!!gimme gimme........I'll lick your neck!!!!hehehehehehe!!!!!!! <<spanks her ass>>>> Now gimme that laptop!!!!!!! |
Hey mindboxer you wanna go shares.......you have ash for a few mins and i have the laptop then swap ???
you know i will be givin it back just to get spank ash's ass!!! :D :D |
OOOOWWWWW!!!!!! <<ash drop laptop in pain after mindboxer gives her a good slap on the ass>> that's not fair <<pout pout>> I wasn't done with it!!! you owe me!!! hmmm...yes, you certainly owe me...and i believe i'll come up with the punishment... you have been a very, very naughty boy mindboxer. i need something to keep my mind off of pixies, and you just made yourself my entertainment. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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*Sweetstuff has been without her laptop for 8 hours at a movie marathon (in French no less...) and is experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms by the time she returns. When she arrives at the meeting hall and finds her beloved "blueberry baby" flying through the air and covered in edible muck, she loses control and breaks down in tears... Collapsing next to the tearful Iikiibuu, she dissolves in wracking, shuddering sobs --- until an idea strikes her...*
By jove, I've got it! The answer is as plain as the Palm in my hand........... God bless Internet-ready appliances! :D But shhhh, I'm not going to tell any of the other Pixaholics about this --- I've learned my lesson, should have kept my mouth shut about the laptop in the first place! What's that? Pardon me? Oh no. I did just say that aloud, didn't I... Dammit. :rolleyes: |
give us a go sugar i will do anything!! just let me have my fix please im begging. what will you have me do??
see what i have become just for a quick fix....... i must have my fix...i must have my fix |
<<still hogging laptop>>sees ash's red-marked ass point toward him.......""here mb..........hehehe<<momentarily pixified....laptop drops from hands....danziggy grabs it and runs.........>>HEY, no fair ..turns back to ash with evil grin on face........''gonna get you my little pretty!!!!!! (inbest wicked witch of the west voice))entertainment ehh?? I'll got some ''entertainment for ya!!""<<chases ash across the room jumping over the chairs of Pixaholics in the state of withdrawals>> ''Gonna get you, Ash!!'''
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