Old King's Pole
 

The old king’s pole was a very long pole,
and it stood up straight like a tree,
It would get wet and shiny if rubbed up and down,
especially by a pretty young she.
And every young she was anxious for he,
cuz’ his pole felt delightful you see,
And while he thrust in and out, she'd scream and she'd shout,
"Oh, kingy ... you're filling up me!"

Mary had a little skirt it was slit right up the side,
and every time that mary sat, you could see her thigh.
Mary had another skirt it was slit right up the front and everytime that mary sat.. you could see her cunt.

First Miss Piggy cleaned her socket,
Second Miss Piggy lubed his bone
Third Miss Piggy gave him an erection
Fourth she sucked it til it shone
Finally Miss Piggy fucked him proper and ...
His cock squirted cum til twas gone.

There was a young parson named Binns,
Who would speak of women and things.
But his secret desire was a boy in the choir,
With a bottom like jelly on pins.

Three fine guys, three fine guys,
See how they cum, see how they cum,
They all came after the farmer's wife,
She sucked on their cocks
At least once or twice,
Have you ever seen in all of your life,
Those three fine guys.

Mary Mary Quite Contrary
How does your belly grow
Ask Tom Tucker
That Little Fucker
He did me four times in a row!!!!

Little Jack Horner
 

Little Jack Horner lay in the corner
Eating his sweetie's creampie.
She sat on his face dripping his cum,
And said, "Eat it all or I'll cry."

Roll, roll, roll your cunt
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.

Little Red Robin
 

Little Red Robin saw this handsome young guy,
And her hard nipples drove him to sigh.
He reached for his cock, pulled it out from his pants,
It stood there hard and it danced ...
His excitement took over and he asked her with pride,
"Red Robin, please, please be my bride,"
Her pussy, all wet, answered loudly you see,
"Let's elope so I can have it in me!"

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
He said, "Excuse me ladies,
just doing my duty
so why not pull down your pants
and give me some booty."

The North Wind Doth Blow
 

The North wind doth blow and so does Flo,
But hers is more fun don't you see,
He feels her below sucking there on his pole
And that's how it really should be.

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Rubbing Miss Susie’s thigh

When he felt a fur patch

And stuck his thumb up her snatch

He found that Miss Susie was dry.

Pat a butt, pat a butt, shake it mamm,
Show me your pussy as fast as you can;
Stroke me and grab me and spread your legs wide,
Then stick me in your oven until I have sighed.

Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean.
So Jack ignored her flabby tits,
And licked her asshole clean!

Peter’s peter pumped his sister,
Tried to hold back but came within her!
When he finished his peter softened,
So she sucked it off until it blossomed.

Roses are useless,
Violets are banal.
Let's skip the head
And get right to the anal.

One, Two ... Fill her with goo
 

One, two … fill her with goo,
Three, four … til it drips on the floor,
Five, six … straight from his prick,
Seven, eight … his cock is still straight,
Nine, ten … Stick it back in!
Eleven, twelve … He's cumming like hell
Thirteen, fourteen … there in the seam
Fifteen, sixteen … of his beautiful queen!
Seventeen, eighteen … She said it's a dream.
Nineteen, twenty … right there in her cuny.

They all say she ain't no good
And I don't give a shit
Maybe she's a loser
But she's got some tits!

Four and twenty damsels
 

See a dong of great length poking through his fly,
Four and twenty damsels giving him the eye.
When his fly was open, they reached to touch him some,
To watch it get read hard and long and then spurt out its cum.
They stroked it first real slowly, and then they did it fast,
There wasn’t any question, he surely wouldn’t last.
Their patience was rewarded, soon he came and came,
And when it finally ended, It just didn’t look the same.
It’s length went down and girth grew less, almost sad to see,
But with the lust in the girls eyes, big again it soon will be.

Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a roll of cheese
jack came down with a smile on his face
and his trousers down to his knees.

Baa, baa you creep, haven’t you a soul,
You stick it in and pull it out, the holes you often sow.
Once with your mistress, and twice with Aunt Mame,
And several times that twink's behind whose legs are now quite lame.

Little Bow Peep had a sheep
that she kept in her back yard.
When she would pull down her panties, and show him her fanny,
his little wooly ding dong would get hard!

Mary, Mary … we shall not marry,
But we can practice how to sow.
Pussy, bottom and down the hatch,
Can be filled when my cock does blow.

Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife,
Liked to eat her,
Smacked his dick twice around her head,
Fucked her ass,
Then went to bed.

Goosey, goosey rammed it,
Straight into her puss,
In the bed and on the floor,
That really made it gush.

Then she said please let me see you,
Strip down until you’re bare,
Then lay back and lift those legs boy,
And I’ll stick the dildo there.

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
With her legs open wide
Down came a spider
Looked right inside her
and said damn that pussy's wide.

Curly Locks, Curly Locks kinda
 

Straight cock, straight cock,
Will you play with mine?
You can stroke my rigid shaft,
Until pre-cum makes it shine.
Then sit down on a cushion
And fill my fondest dream,
Feed upon me, O my love,
And gobble down my cream.

Down by the old model T
Was were she first showed it to me.
It was hairy and black
She called it her crack
But it looked like a manhole to me!

So I took out my pole
And stuck it right down in her hole.
I thought I was dreamin'
When I started creamin'
Down by the old model T!

Come to the Window
 

Come to the window,
Nude, if you would,
I’m outside in the lawn chair,
Stroking my wood.

There are two pretty boobs there,
That play hide-and-seek,
With your two dainty hands,
Across them they sweep.

There’s also two legs,
Raised up in the air,
And I see the great treasure,
Between them laid bare.

As I was going up Pippen Hill,
Pippen Hill was dirty.
There I met a pretty miss
And she was very flirty

As I was going down Pippen Hill,
I left the girl so flirty
Pippen Hill was quite clean
But the girl was very dirty

Hey Little Baby
 

Hush pretty baby, don’t you sigh,
While I’m kneeling, down by your thigh.

You could if you want, start to sing,
As I rub your skin with my moist wet thing.

And when my tool gets slick as glass,
You could turn over and show me your ass.

I'd then have to hurry, just a little bit,
And slip it in, while it’s good and slick,

If I didn't hurry it might soon blow,
And shower your skin with creamy white snow.

And if I did that, you'd have to face me again,
And my sticky ol’ cock suck it right in.

Clean-up required and, if you please,
I'll start kissing your lips, licking down to your knees.

Then give me some time to recuperate,
And feed me your pussy since I haven’t ate.

"I cannot go to school today,
Said little Peggy LaMor.
“My pussy is tingling and ready for humping,
And Johnny is there at the door."

AND SHE SAID ….

Cum on my fingers,
Cum on my tongue,
Cum on my bottom
Cum on my tum.

Lots of the stuff
Just everywhere,
Filling my pussy,
Coating my hair.

What will I do
With all this white stuff.
Maybe eat it for dinner,
If there's enough.

THE MOON

The moon is watching two nude lovers,
Humping on the grass,
While barren trees stand waiting
To hear them scream, "At last!"

HUN's INSTRUCTIONS

Slip off your shorts, dear,
And take off your top.
I want you naked,
Not even your socks.

Let me make you all hard
So I can suck on your cock,
Let it happen when ready,
I hope it's a lot.

I want to love you, with all my might,
And fill your pussy with my need.
Then I'll move down, and use my tongue,
To clean you of my seed.

Hey, Diddle, Diddle,
I have to go piddle,
Or I'd piddle a puddle I fear.

Now, Diddle, Diddle,
I'm done going piddle,
So I can play with my fiddle so dear.

But, say Diddle, Diddle,
If you like my ol' fiddle,
You can suck it a little right here.

And Diddle, Diddle,
From right in the middle,
A white creamy treat will appear.