Oh yeah... I've seen that one in other places... even a Mix-A-Lot song, Beepers.

"1-800-759-7243, but if you don't got that pin number dummy, you can't call me." :p

Ok...

I just got an error while posting to Pixies. Because I'm a good person, I sent the error report and got this response:

"At this time, no solutions are available for the problem you reported. However, to help prevent more errors from occurring, we recommend you install Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2), and then install the latest security updates for your computer."


:confused:


In other words "we don't know wtf happened and we can't help you, but if you install SP2, you won't be plagued by errors that aren't hitting you now".

You'd never dream of taking the tags of your mattresses, either, would you? :halo:

They come with tags? :confused:

You know the ones -- you can't remove the tags under penalty or whatever.

that's only if you buy them at a store :) Mayhaps WI is picking his up at tag sales?

I take them with me when I leave one night stands! :p

Ampersand? Ok, if you say so.

Why can't I take them all home?


Really????

Speaking of the Dept of Redundency Dept, why do people talk about a hot water heater? Hot water doesn't need a heater...

maybe later.

Khaki pants with no underwear is not a bright idea for someone who drinks a lot of coffee and water. :rolleyes2

just give it an extra shake WI lol

If kicking it won't solve the problem, how will shaking make a difference? :grin:



Woe is me, woe is me...why can not peckers sniffle? ha ha

"You can flip it, you can flop it, you can hit it on the wall,
but when ya put it back in, that last drop's gonna fall"

uh....what ever happened to toilet paper? rip off a little square and stick it on the tip :rofl:

Hmmm...that's smarter than the "Chip Clip" I've been using!

Thanks wyndhy! :x:

:eek:


glad to be of service ;)

Speaking of random thoughts...


Are you getting serviced enough? :D

Absolutely not!

why? have you scheduled a serviceman? i could use some help 'round here.

tell him to bring his hammer, trim, caulk, screw gun, and wood filler.

oh. and tell him to bring some rubbers too. i don't foresee any plumbing repairs but ya never know...it could get wet.

Silly me...I was talking about sex. :D

oh. :o

I know...it was a random thought, but hey...where else would I be posting it?

Are thoughts of sex really random when they occur so frequently?

Good question. Though I wonder, does random refer to the frequency of the thought or the context in which it pops into your head? :confused:


Wonderful...this is gonna keep me up tonight!

:jump: my thoughts for today!

Why does especially dry humor antagonize some and make others laugh? Why is humor such a damned personal thing????

Funny thing, humor is, huh?

My guess is that it's the same reason love is too.

:rofl:

And....unfortunately....sometimes not so funny. :(

A bit like puns.

The better the pun, the bigger the groan.

It takes a twisted character to laugh at really bad puns.

WTF, over!

It's funny how...when people you haven't seen in a long time sign on, you smile.....warm thoughts continue after months if not years.

((((denny))))

On a related note....

How do we do that? And even more importantly.....why not do it all the time? It takes so much *energy* to hate, and so little to love.

How ephemeral we all are.

What the hell is ephemeral?

Sounds like a medical procedure.

"Ms. LAW, here's the anesthetic for your ephemeral...the doc will see you now"

Charles De Gaulle once said, "China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there."

Did you know that?

Are you trying to tell me someone's considering naming an airport after Wolf Blitzer? :grin:

Was Wolf Blitzer wolfman's dad or son? :confused:

If Wolfman is his father or son...would Blitzen the reindeer be his mother or daughter?


OMG...we've gone from Charles DeGaulle to Wolfman Blitzen. lmfao