"Workin' on a Sex Farm! Tryin' to raise some hard love"

"Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well!"

man that movie rocked

"You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!"

Today is a good day to die - Star trek

Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!

A scene from Jim Carey's Liar Liar

"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?!"

One -two - Freddy's -comin' -for -you-

Three- four- better- lock- your -door -

five -six -grab -your -crucifix-

seven- eight- better - stay- up -late

nine- ten- never- sleep - again-


Nightmare on Elm Street

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. - Vin Diesel - Fast and the furious

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need....roads....

Ah choo! Sorry I'm alergic to bullshit.- Will Smith - I,Robot

Damien "37?! you sucked 37 dicks?! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

customer "in a row?"

Girlfriend storms out of store..

Damien "Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

guy out side starts to follow girlfriend

Damien "hey you! get back here!"


Clerks, the greatest low budget movie ever!

any line out of Monty Python's search for the holy grail is a classic, but i'm sure we can all recite that movie word for word.....

"you can't appoint yourself supreme ruler just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Now heres a scene from star wars Empire strikes back. It's when Luke has crashed his X-wing into the puddle just shy of Yoda's hut and Yoda is instructing him in the ways of the force. Now the X-wing has gone completely under the water.....

"I'll never get it out now."

"Listen to not a word I say?"

"Master, moving rocks around is one thing, but this is different."

"NO,no different, different only in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned."

"Ok I'll give it a try."

"No do or do not, there is no try."

Luke sticks his hand out and he can't get it out.....

"I can't it's too big."

"Judge me, by my size do you?"

"You ask the impossible."

Then Yoda uses the force and gets the x-wing out......

"I, I don't believe it!"

"That is why you fail."

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop doing amphetamines!"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." I think it's from Cool Hand Luke......."SHIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT." from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

"I can't beleive I gave my panties to a geek"



Ya I like 80's movies.

Don't forget to fasten your condom...sorry seatbelt! - Steve Martin - Father of the bride

Simon says die!

"Thier broken..... mines broken." Pretty Woman

"Name one? Just one.... ok, theres Cinder-fuckin-rella" Pretty Woman

"Do we win this time?" Rambo?

"Think. Did I hear the word think escape your lips?" Princess Bride

Garth ~ "She's a Babe"

Wayne ~ "She's Babelishious" (sp)

"If she was a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln"

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

"I hate you, you little prick! No I don't. I love your momma"

"What we need here is some gothic ranch action. Desire under the elms. I want to see some smoldering glance down at the old corral"

"What the fuck Damn Hankey!?! Get us some Talls!"

Oz
 

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.." :jump: :rant:

Call me Totoanilation! - Cats and Dogs

This one is another from star wars empire strikes back. It takes place between Leia and Solo on board the falcon during the Hoth evacuation.

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"Yeah it might!"

Somebody's pulling my tail.....Cpwardly Lion

Welcome to Castle Dracula.

"We have both kinds of music here, country and western"

"I bet those cops have got SCMODS"

"SCMODS?"

"State county municipal offender data systems...hmmppff"

"Of course, even if you make it out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fuckin' desert!" :D

That might not be 100% right, I'm sure someone can correct it :)

"'tis but a flesh wound!"

Cheer up, Bwian.

Ok, Some classic Arnie lines.

I'll be back.....

If it bleeds we can kill it.....

You are one ugly motherfucker....

You're luggage...

*bump*

"Oh and Dude, china-man is not the prefered nomenclature...Asian American please."

Dude - "Jesus..."
Jesus - "You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

Taggart - "We'll pull a number 6 on 'em"
Headly - "I'm afraid i'm not familiar with that one."
Taggart - "That's where we go riding into town and whoopin' and a whompin' anything that moves...except the women folk of course."
Headly - "you spare the women?
Taggart - "Shit no, we rape the shit outta them at the number 6 dance later on"

"We'll make rockridge feel like a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts"

"that torpedo did not self destruct, you heard it strike the hull, and I .............was never here" James Earl Jones as James Greer in Hunt for Red October

"Talk Hard"

"There is no spoon." - Neo, the matrix

Well if we're on the Matrix... :)

"Denial is the most predictable of all human responses." - the Architect, The Matrix Reloaded

"Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!"---Harley Davidson & the
Marlboro Man. Also my signature! Irish

"I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

--Dirty Harry

Just seen again-Not exact quote!
Just cause you've got feathers,sticking out of your ass,doesn't mean you're
a chicken!---Brad Pitt---Fight Club. Irish