"You have to realize I am jsut an average looking guy in a world of hunks. I am just a simple peasant in a land of kings. I am a single and horny guy constantly surrounded by beautiful women and I know I can't have any of them."


i know exactly what you mean

:rolleyes:

oh please.... when in doubt follow this advice:
it's guaranteed!

Lower the standards, up the odds.

Lower the standards, up the odds.

And sadly, I turned down a booty cal tonight becuase well she jsut wasn't someone I was attracted to in any way other than having a vagina.

Eh, so sue me I have some morals.

hmm... beggars cant be choosers?

Are you saying I am not worthy enough to be choosy?

Once again, why do people insist on patronizing me with this talk of the right one coming along, but at the same time find it incredulous that I have standards.

i think you need to set down the playboys, because you've been looking at fake women too much. and i'm sorry, i dont know what you look like, but if you aren't very good looking and you whine about it too, you wont find a woman at all.

And again I say....Give me the choice between a super model and the girl next store, and I will take the girl next store anyday! I swear someone should do a survey, but I guarantee if you want boring sex, pick the super model. She has never had to try to win a guy in her life. They fall in wet dribbling heaps at her feat! But the girl next store, let me tell you, she knows tricks and moves that will leave you begging for more! So go ahead lower your standards a bit, or don't....Because I guess if you only have sex with the boring super model type you will never know what you are missing!

Why are you assuming my standards are impossible?

I didn't want this particular girl becuase she has a boyfriend in jail, her teeth are rotten and well the only reason I was even considering her was because of desperation.

I for one, am assuming nothing. Pick who you like, don't pick who you don't like.

As for me? I'll never pick anyone because of their looks. Looks are just the glove, I'm far more interested in the hand within that glove.

And what I am saying is that the hand insdie the glove aint really all that attractive.

I am much more attracted to the ability to have an intelligent conversation than anything. If she happens to be a playboy model, then that is all the more better, but intelligent supermodels don't exactly fawn over fat hiry guys working fast food.

If You dont like your life, Change it. If your not happy about sometrhing in generall... CHANGE IT... Stop being a whiny bitch and do something other then wallow in self pity

This (and almost all the other) thread[s] of yours...are precisely the reason I replied what I did in that other self-deprecating...no wait...that's not strong enough...self-loathing thread of yours!

You argumentative manner may be entertainment to you...but the kind people of Pixies are truly trying to help you and you are throwing it in their faces! You proclaim yourself a cunning linquist...but those who can't play...COACH! If you don't understand the persona of pure reaction from a group of concerned people...don't perpetuate the pretense of fitting in. When people open themselves up and show caring for a fellow human being who seems down and out...and it keeps getting misconstrued and/or overlooked and balked at...sooner or later you'll end up here, typing to yourself!

Nuff said from me!