Today I went shopping and put into my basket some new curtain cords. I said those in the living room were fraying, but, the truth is, we were just a playing.

I went shopping today for a sex toy. I told the salesperson it was a gag gift for my newly divorced friend and it was really for me.

I went shopping today for an egg-beater, supposedly for whipping eggs, but I had just watched "Batchelor Party" and just HAVE to find out....

Today I went shopping for shaving cream and razors. I said they were for shaving my legs, but I am going to use them to shave my pussy ;)

Today I went shopping and bought some mirror tiles. I told the clerk they were for the wall over my couch, but they were really for the ceiling in the bedroom......:D

Several years ago I went shopping for a corset- 38AAA cup, Fishnet stockings, a garter belt and silk panties....the corset in crimson and the rest in black.....told the salesgirl it was a present for my girlfriend....actually it was to play "Frankenfurter" at the local "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie...

Went to the store to purchase some poster paints. Told the lady they were for a poster, but they were really for my wife and I to do body paintings.

Went to the grocery store and bought some whipped cream. Told the cashier it was to put on Pumpkin Pie....

But it was really for hubby and me to put on each other....and lick it off......
(yeah...it was a veeerrrrrrryyyyy loooooong time ago!!)

Went to the store and put a sleep mask in the basket. Told the clerk it was because I worked at night and had to sleep during the day.

Really, though, it's because my wife and I planned on playing sexy games that evening.

Today I went shopping and in my basket I put a snake bite kit.
It could be used when i go on vacation in the southwest for "just in case."
I really bought the snake bite kit to use as nipple suckers!

Today, I went shopping and put a fleece blanket in my basket. I said it was because it was a steal, but I really bought it so we could make love in a field.

Today I went shopping and in my basket I put a new wooden hairbrush
I can always use a new hairbrush.
But truth be told, I really bought the hairbrush for him to spank me with.

Today I went shopping for some ice cream, I said it was for me but really to make those nipples and clit stand up

Oh good one! Ice cubes work too!

Today I went shopping and put in my basket some condoms, and told the clerk they were for my husband and me, but the really I am going to make love with a total stranger.

lol I have some ice cubes

Today I went to the disguise shop and made myself up to be a perfect stranger told the assisstant I was a spy