There;was a young lad named Durkin
Who was;always jerkin his gerkin
His Father said:"Durkin;Stop jerkin your gerkin
Your gerkins for furkin;not jerkin!
Irish
P.S.Don't blame me.Mispent youth.

local-motion

beaten the meat

walking the dog

taking five

cleaning the arteries

polishing my boots

one man band

aerobics

saying hello to peter

shaking hands with my friend

self medicating

making mr johanson and the dumbrowski twins earn their keep

"the usual"

takin care of bidness

polishing the porpose

*Going Blind*

Pulling the Taffy

Waxing the carrot

Pulling the pud

Pounding the pud

Spankin the monkey

Date with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters

Crankin and Wankin

Moaning alone cause no one is home

Launching the rocket

Blind date

Passion pull

Flogging the stone bologna

Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz!!......I have a million of um and don't ya know.........I have amnesia now! I wonder if that is a side effect of "Wettin the Woozle"????

Mrs. Lix...........(teehee)

P.S. I noticed that StrngSilentType and I have had a lot to think about!.........OMGGGGGG! I need to get a life or write a book!

slapping the salami

seeing 'Palm'ala anderson or mrs michigan

pounding the pud

Clobbin' the Kialbasa

Teasing the Kitty

Taking a trip to the Kit Kat club

Playing the Clitmonica

Self exploration

Making a date with THUMBalina and her four friends :)

A female friend of mine refers to it as
Polishing my fingernails

My ex-girlfriend called it:

"Making my pussy purr."