Lilith wins the GOLDEN BONER!!
Thw answer I was looking for was head,but Lilith was the closest.
All answer were appreciated and were very entertaing to say the least.Thank you for your time and please exit the hair-o-plane in a semi-chaotic manor.Preferably transporting the hair you pick out of your teeth in the trash receptacles.

Woo * freaking * Hoo~~~~~~

a Golden Boner my fav......I promise to keep my acceptance speech short....
"I would just like to thank...."<voice fades out as band plays music loudly over Lilith's attempted speech>Guess that was my 15 seconds....... next question :p

if we're getting silly or philosophic

wot is an occasional table the rest of the time?

bemused of uk

LMAO@ICT:D:D:D

Although we have the solution already: My suggestion would have been soup. And also pieces of soap (Aaaargh!!)