Pornography?
I don't even own a pornograph!

In silliness,

WW

BTW, I have been known to moan a bit while performing oral sex, SO THERE!!!!
(maybe... a lot?)

In helpless giggles,

WW

You must have seen THE porn movie too.
 

Maybe someday they’ll make another ONE.
:rolleyes:

My own personal list....
 

What I've learned from watching porn...

It's a great way to get your mother-in-law to call on you.

It's a great way to encourage your grand daughter to pop up out of her cozy bed and come downstairs to say "HI GRAMMA! What're you and grampa watching?? It sounds like a FUN movie and can I watch it with you guys?" :eek:

Never watch porn if you MUST get the picture OFF the screen real fast...

Never watch porn in a VCR that's been giving you troubles lately.
NOW will be the time you'll get the *movie* stuck in the machine and you'll be forced to take it to a repair shop to have the special little *movie* extracted.....screw the VCR just GET YOUR MOVIE back! :D :p :o

Re: My own personal list....
 

Happened to me, too... fortunately, friend of mine fixes VCRs, and was able to extract it, with a wink & a grin... told him he was welcome to copy it for his own purposes, he says, "Yeh, I took care of that already..."

Yes, my warnings were because of real life experiences! :D

Glad I'm not the only one to have had the "VCR" problem. ;)

only if you're dressed as Anakin Skywalker :D

Hi may i ask wat u learn from porn movies izzit mean u really learn from the movies and perform them in life?????if not wat are the things included in diva's list do the babes in here does too???

Wat r true wat r not true?

id love to dress as master yoda......any ladies interested in finding out what i have under me robes.??????

may the schwartz be with you....around you...in you......hehehehe

MB - I'd love to see what's under your robes .....one request though I know that yoda is that lovely shade of gray-green and all but lets not make everything green k? ;)

Cumm to think of it..................I haven't seen too many real titties in them at all. I really like the Natural approach as displayed by John Stagliano. So does my Porn Mate. (Brandi) :)

Diva-
Don't forget that no one ever has to pee when their all done...or maybe that's just me? :redghost:

Ophelia

Definitely not just you, Ophelia!

Used to be a race between me and hubby to see who'd get the bathroom first when we finished.......:D

Sugarsprinkles---You hubby is lucky!I'm not bragging;I'm complaining!In all of my life;my penis;doesn't get soft ;for quite
awhile;after I climax.It is almost impossible to urinate thru a hard penis.It is also a source of embarrasament;when a girlfriends parents suddenly make an appearance. Irish

I can just imagine, Irish!! That's one experience I never had, luckily. My mother never actually *caught* me.........but she *knew*!:whiteghos :eek: