:brows: I know

Let's see of you head out again would you pick up the following:

Dog collar
Ping pong paddle
Massager
Cucumber
Astroglide

I just want to know what the cashier says or does when those are the only things in your cart.

What makes you think she hasn't tried it just for kicks?

What would make it even better is to tell the cashier to "make it fast, he's gonna figure out how to untie his ropes if I don't get back soon"...


I need new houseshoes, & a can of whirled peas.



And explain to me this: our new WM has the doors clearly marked "Enter" & "Exit", in English & Spanish, in large letters, yet I nearly get trampled every time I go in or out...does anybody know how to translate into Dumbass?

/me wonders what whirled peas are.

it's what happens after you flush.

:eek:

Say it out loud a few times.

It'll come to ya...

:banghead:

Yes, she's being a pain in the ass.

Would you expect less?

We'll discuss this in July.

Should I bring you a beer mug that lights up?

I only buy beauty products there....I really HATE going, so I stock up every few months on Olay soap, Pantene, razors, conditioner, etc. Oh - and Tylenol. You get raped on Tylenol everywhere, but it's better at Wally World.

Oh. ...............:o










I thought you said PANTIES :tear:

Just got back from Wal-mart's sister store...Sam's Club. Bought a 48 ct box of andy Capp's Hot Fries.

:p