LMAO. Mr Osuche told me that I was negotiating vehemently in my sleep...seems that when he went to cuddle with me, I told him, "that just won't work for me."

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I'm her weapon, and I'm always loaded.


Which kinda makes sense, seeing as how I'm my own worst enemy! lmfao

and cocked^^^^^

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I love when she says :cock: :brows:

You love it when she says cockwaggle? :huh:

I guess ya had to be there. ;)

heehhehehehehe sounds like jeeping n me

he came home early from TDY a few years ago , thinking he was gonna get some he came sneeking into the bedroom , i came up with a knife thinking he was a robber!!!!!!!

so be happy for a scream , he almost was made less a man that night

Thank goodness I saw this and was reminded of how things can go so wrong so fast...
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before I attempted the ol' "toss a big double dong into your hoo hoo from across the room like a javelin while you're asleep" trick.

^^^^ Very timely observation if I say so myself. :thumbs:

I usually don't find these things out until afterwards. lol

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