That's not as bad as the cat that realized affection was happening and wanted some--and she was afraid of cats! To compound it there was no way to lock the cat out.

our worst
 

How about getting your head stuck between the headboard and the mattress while you are gettin busy?

Now that is a story I would like to hear.....Care to share?

Maybe not the bedroom...
 

We were actually on the couch one night (rather than the bed) and I managed to fall (or get pushed) off and landed HARD on my wrist. It wasn't broken, but badly sprained. It wasn't enough to distract us into stopping -- I just had to be really careful! Some things are worth a little pain and inconvenience! I wrapped it up later!

Once many years ago, my ex-husband and I were having a great time. My knee collided with his eye and my knee hurt like hell... as did his eye. We were having such a good time that we decided to ignore it. But the next day I had a sore limp and he had an enormous black eye, and his eyeball was bright red.

Other than that, there have been occasional farts, cramps and wet dog nose on my ass when I was on all fours.

Been there.

My ex and I were into the CB radio shtick and had our radio in the bedroom. One evening, a pillow got thrown and it hit the microphone lock button. Wasnt long before friends recognized our voices and the phone started ringing...

(shhh. ignore it and it will quit)

I got my leg caught between the edge of the bed and the matress of a waterbed while in mid thrust. My leg slid all the way through until I hit floor.

Fell off the bed once...

:p