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OMG LMAO...you lot crack me up!!
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It's a sad day when you discover that the :hair: and the :bang: from the :baby: :baby: :baby: is partially overshadowing all the :hump: and the :boobs:
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Someone should write a song!
I had to get us back on track before someone hollered at me. :D |
Here's your song request WI... lol
We were humping and pumping, but I was pulling my hair, Or was I pulling yours? I don't really care, But then that kid came along and the humping stopped for awhile. More pumping and positions, when we found the time, The hair pulling continued, it was just fine, But then along came another child and enough was enough... :nuts: I neutered the husband that gave me these kids, but at least when we're up late and I show him my tits, We get to humping and pumping... and I still pull his hair! :p |
:grin: :grin: :grin: LMAO
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My hand and I have a romantic little ditty that makes us all warm and fuzzy inside:
GG Allin - I Wanna Fuck Myself I pull my pud until it bleeds I masturbate on toilet seats Girls can't give me the satisfaction I fuck my fist to the rage of passion I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself Fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I like the way it fits in my hand Feel the cum through my burning head I like to fly it on my chest I fuck myself 'cause I'm the best I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself Fuck myself I wanna fuck myself And no one else I love myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I beat myself until I'm raw Come and come 'till there's no more My hand is my favorite whore Stick my finger up my ass, beat it some more I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself Fuck myself I wanna fuck myself And no one else And no one else I wanna fuck myself I wanna fuck myself :D |
Belial,
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OH my gosh....this thread started out so sweet and ended up soooo funny! You guys are so great!
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Omg....rotflmaopmp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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