I know I would! ;)

While typical coitus looks nearly impossible due to lack of room for whomever is on top (without serious brain injury), it looks uniquely perfect for the classic 69 position.

Hm, I may have to, as the website says, 'go take a nap'.

ummm it's high time the one on top get his head banged about for once...my headboard hurts!

Wow if your headboard hurts I can't imagine the pain you must have coursing through your head lol.

Ok, I wanna do it in there!

Oh No...not again! We make furniture like that...without the sperm helmet! Why don't I think of this shit first? I think I'm a latent inventor...and I suck at it!

BTW...we (the company I work for) make this style/contour furniture for offices (doctor, psychiatrist, dental...etc.). Just so ya know.

Oh...and Summer? It's tons more $$$ than we all could afford collectively. I'd say that that chair, without the sperm helmet, would cost about $1500-3500...depending on the detail, textile/leather, frame, and manufacturing hours. Yikes!