The ladies are still gossiping about that over at the LaDiva Beauty Parlor. The way Mrs. Doyle's maid outfit clung to her body when she came out of that water had every man's mouth hitting the floor.

The dentist was very happy that their mouths hit the floor, though, since the chipped teeth resulted in a windfall for him that he spent at Madaam Nina's Attitude Adjustment House.

OH! Before I forget did you know that they opening up one of them new adult book stores right on the corner next to the Starbucks and Daisy Flowers Emporium

Maybe if you don't spend all of your extra cash in testing the puppies for rabies, you might pick up a few dirty movies for us to watch together.

Mrs. Doyle says that Paris Hilton does Dallas is a good one to get. There are so many new stores in town, they have had to put in new street lights! By the way to fix the water from smelling will need new pipes. The hole in the roof has also been fixed.

So, I do want to hear all about what is going on with you. Did you get that little problem of yours fixed? I know you said it was just a little rash but you should still have it checked out.

The men were a little disappointed to see she was wearing panties under the French maid's outfit, but we all cheered up when we saw how they turned transparent when they were wet.

Perhaps you could have the rash taken care of by the people testing the dead chickens. They may give you a cut rate on it. Mrs. Doyle is not the only thing that has been wet here.

Another possibility is that you might have the rash looked at by the correctional department physician. Assuming of course, that the appeal of your sex abuse case falls through. It is still not clear to me whether or not she really was 18; I mean, was that just before , or just after midnight? It really does make all the difference.

I just don't see how anyone can blame you for making an honest mistake. Everyone in town new that girl was no good. Why those short skirts she would flaunt around in and those tight shirts. Why I heard she almost caused an accident at the corner of First and Colonial Rd.

And that was another reason why they put in new street lights.

Later I must go to the garden center today for some new rose bushes. That Mr. Brown got drunk again and drove right through my prize beauties. I don't care that his brother is the judge the man is a menace and should not be allowed to drive!

I just hope that doesn't lead to them putting traffic lights in my front yard.

Hyram, your youngest (you do remember him don't you?), is really becoming quite a pain in the butt. It always amazes me how much he reminds me of you.

He came back into town and started dating Marcy Dawson from the diner. You know how she will spread her legs for any man in town.