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Sugarsprinkles 03-31-2004 02:09 PM
I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Ozzy Osbourne.

Hell, I'd rather mow the lawn than even watch his televison show!!

flutelady 03-31-2004 02:17 PM
Ewwww, Ozzy Osbourne.... I'm with you on that one!

I'd rather have sex with Tom Selleck than mow the lawn, tho.

Aqua 03-31-2004 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by WildIrish
Hey Aqua...to hell with lawnmowers! The cash registers are ringing! Pay per view? LMAO

Ka-Ching!!!

OzKristin 03-31-2004 04:23 PM
ha....Mick Jagger has someting sexy about him...I'm 19 and I feel that way lol.....and as I'm against smoking, I can only say that Ronnie (not Keith-sorry lol) is the only guy that looks awesome when he smokes...lol just had to add that

Quote:
Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
I have allergies--BAD allergies. I'm on five medications currently and am getting ready to start shots. I'm allergic to all trees, all outdoor molds, AND all grasses.

But I would *still* rather mow the lawn than have sex with Mick Jagger. Ewwwwww!
:p

thedog 03-31-2004 04:59 PM
I would rather mow the lawn at Buckingham Palace, Hyde Park, AND Windsor Castle with a nail clippers than even consider having sex with Laura Bush

Sharni 03-31-2004 07:00 PM
Re: I would rather mow the lawn.......
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Loulabelle
....than have sex with Brad Pitt.


Who would rather mow the lawn than have sex with?

Oh now...i had a very very intersting dream about Mr Pitt...*LMAO*...and based on that...i'd jump his bones in a nanosecond :D

Sharni 03-31-2004 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by WildIrish
Hell, my wife would be willing to mow the law for a chance to see me and Brad Pitt together.

Shit....i'll mow ya lawn ta see that!! :D

Oldfart 03-31-2004 07:57 PM
I am very picky whose grass I cut.

Can it be a ride on mower, you know the kind, air con with it's

own ice-box, surround sound, 26" TV with DVD, spa on the trailer

and Lilith as the chauffer in a kinky leather cap?

Lilith 03-31-2004 08:01 PM
Can I wear the matching leather bustier and thigh high boots????

Aqua 03-31-2004 08:02 PM
Only if I get to see too... ;)

Lilith 03-31-2004 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Aqua
Only if I get to see too... ;)


Your lawn is first;)

Lilith 03-31-2004 08:10 PM
Some how I am now entertaining the thought of starting my own BDSM themed lawn service:D:D:p

Oldfart 03-31-2004 08:17 PM
Was there ever any doubt?

Lilith 03-31-2004 08:39 PM
Well, I had hoped to grow up and be a teacher:rolleyes:

Oldfart 03-31-2004 08:53 PM
They are somehow mutually incompatable?

Ooohhhhhh, the possibilities.

Lilith's School for Young Pixies.

Lawnmowing 101, with additional credit for nude edging.


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