2.80 GHz pentium 4 processor with hype-threading
512 mb DDR SDRAM memory
160 gb hard drive
dvdrw/cdrw
cd-rom
AGP 8x graphics card with 648mb
DDR memory and tv out

*thinks she hears Booger doing the Tim Allen man sound as he rattles those specs off*

HP Pavilion 7935
1.3GHz Athlon processor
1GB SDRAM
80GB Hard drive
10GB Slave drive
CD-RW

All I know is it is a Dell Dimension. *shrug*

it works, does that count?

Graphite iMac (500 MHz, G3)
128 MB RAM
8 MB Video RAM
30 Gig hard drive
DVD drive

May not be the fastest baby on the block but it does everything I need it to :)

primary system:
HP Pavillion
Intel 2.5GHz P4
Win XP Pro
1.00GB PC2100 RAM
DVD+RW/CD-RW
CD-R
2x80GB HDD
On Board Audio
USB 2.0 and IEEE 1394 (firewire)
NVIDIA GeForce4 MX 420 64MB RAM w/ TV out
on board 10/100 LAN
56k modem (not used)
Dell 19" flat Trinitron

secondary machine (backup point and secondary machine in case of primary machine failure):
pieced together box
AMD Athlon 2100+ XP (@1.7GHz)
Win XP Pro
768MB PC133 RAM
CD-R/W
30GB system HDD
200GB backup point HDD
on-board audio
NVIDIA RIVA TNT2 32MB RAM
on board 10/100 LAN
USB 1.1
TV input tuner
SONY 17" flat Trinitron
unit 1 on KVM switch

other boxes sitting around doing nothing:

no name AMD K6-2 400MHz
Win XP Pro
512MB RAM
30GB HDD
Sound Blaster Live audio
3c905b 10/100 LAN
CD-R
no idea what the video card is
unit 2 on KVM switch

no name AMD k6-3 300MHz
Win 2000 (sometimes Gentoo Linux)
256MB RAM
20GB HDD
Sound Blaster PCI 512 audio
3com 3c905b 10/100 LAN
CD-R
unknown video card
Viewsonic A90f+ 19" monitor


and sitting in the corner waiting to get shipped off into alternate service:

1x Gateway P1-166, 64MB RAM, 3.0GB HDD, CD-R, Win98SE
2x Gateway P1-233 128MB RAM 6.0GB HDD, CD-R, Win98SE

and if that was not geeky enough it all runs through a 100MB switched network (soon to be 1GB net), also with 802.11b for the work owned dog of a laptop, and is time synchronized with a HP Z3801A GPS trained reference :D

Oh crap! Now you got me trying to do the grunt!

Oh....I need a life!

And....BTW....I thought I would add a bit more of my techie knowledge

All I know is.......

56k modem
17"(cheapy cause I spilled water on my other one) Envision monitor
Windows ME
64MBRam
53% of it's memory is free
IntelCeleron (though I was sure I had a Pentium) Whatever the fuck that means!...


And I only know that cause I clicked things I'm sure I shouldn't have! LMFAO!

I nominate Milktoast for the Pixies Uber Geek award...

:p

Dell are of the best. No wait, THE best.

I second that nomination.........

ALL IN FAVOR????

Say aye!

AYE

I bet he does a better Tim Allen :D

He prolly does grunt deeper! LOL!

Now that is for ME to know and for YOU to find out :D

Full Tower
Matsonic MB w/ North Bridge and SIS chipset, FSB:533MHz, AC97 Audio, 10/100 Fast Ethernet LAN
P4 2.4, 533FSB, w/Hyper-Threading
1024 MB DDR333 Ram
NVIDIA Geforce4 MX440 8x 64MB DDR Ram Vidio card
3.5 floppy drive
52X CD burner
16x DVD drive
WD 80 Gig HD
20' Sony Trinitron tube CRT monitor
MS egronomic keyboard
Logictech Optical wheel mouse
MS Sidewinder P2 joystick
Multi-Media speaker sytem