These are great.So many famous people's comments on our favourite subject.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
--Barbara DeAngelis

'strength and honor'

gladiator. ;)

My favorites...........(I had to scroll back alot to get these...lol!)



Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
-Emo Phillips (OMG! I can just hear him saying that in that voice of his...lmfao!)


"I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now." (here, here!!!!)


Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
-Groucho Marx


Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."
-Sophia Loren



Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means." (ROFLMFAO!!!!!.....Oh gawd that's funny!)


Apparently one can temporarily sterilize oneself by heating one's organs in boiling water."
-Annonymous British Teenager (Thank goodness he tried it and let us know!!! YIKES!)

These were wonderful jenna...TY!

"In America sex is an obsession,in other parts of the world it is a fact." Marlene Dietrich

--Think not that you can direct the coarse of love itself directs the coarse allowed -- Jason Mraz

Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children ~ Furious Styles

"Love is like an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." Lynda Barry

"Absence diminishes a mediocre passion and augments a great one. Like the wind blows out the candle and lights the fire." - Unknown

"Spouse, n: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place." - Unknown found in Andy Cannon's ([email protected]) .signature

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches." ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"Between the two evils, I always pick the one I never tried." ~ Mae West

"Women may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake entire relationships." ~ Sharon Stone

"When you have no problems, you're dead." ~ Zelda Werner

What a great collection.

So sad some of them are so negative.

Still, however, worth the chuckle.

"A pinch of fear is good for sex,like salsa on your enchilada.But downright fear ,spoils the meat." Dr.Susan Block

There are 3 perfect shapes in the world.A boat's hull,a violin and a woman's body..... Jean Varda

"If God made anything better than sex, He kept it for Himself".
- my mate

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Werner von Braun

I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde

I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

Forgive your enemies but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together who would escape hanging? - Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. - Mark Twain

The human brain working starts the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - Sir George Jessel