O, [thou art] as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house. Henry IV, part I

Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking. Antony and Cleopatra

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! Timon of Athens



These are so great. I can't imagine coming up with so many. Now was he the "Bard" or the "Barb?"

Thou art the best o' th'Cut Throats...From Macbeth....

Thou unmuzzled rump-fed foot-licker!

(funny, but that's kinda how I see myself too! LOL)

That sounds like a compliment to me;)

[Thou art] a fusty nut with no kernel!

Taken from: Troilus and Cressida

Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet


If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona

Thy lips rot off!

Taken from: Timon of Athens

[Thou art] as fat as butter.

Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Must have been the candybars:p

I love this one....


Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee.

Taken from: Cymbeline

How poor are they that have not patience! ~ Shakespeare

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

I still think "Fuck Off" says it much better :)

Thou ruttish ill-nurtured coxcomb!

~nikki~

ps, whats a coxcomb??????

[A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with.]

*Well....I've always said I'd rather cut my spleen out with a shrimp fork than ____________ (fill in the blank)!*

[Thou roguish malmsey-nosed skainsmate!]

*OMG! Anyone who knows me well.....(all my real "names".....married and maiden)....will totally understand why I kept this insult! And WTF is a skainsmate???????*

[Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.]

*Oh shit! I don't recall ever reading this line!!!! You can have this one Lil......I think it suits you.....whilst in thy dungeon! ROFLMFAO!*

"Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting, it is a most sharp sauce. "

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet

"Thou art unfit for any place but hell."

Taken from: Richard III

I'll take both of those:D

"Make haste shrew, fucketh thyself " ;)

-taken from musings by BIBI :)