LMAO FP!

That was a good one..lmao

are ya ready for more ?..... No ? ......well tough titty !

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her. Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*

LOL FP Cute
One young blonde wife was suspicious her hubby was having an affair and discovered the ultimate proof one afternoon. She came in unexpectedly from the mall and caught hubby and his secretary partially dressed and obviously interruppted. Our blonde is furious, and confronts hubby. When all he can do is say I'm sorry she produces a gun from her purse. She then points the business end of the barrel at her own temple. Hubby screams "No, No Honey... we can sort this out!" She quips in return "Shut up asshole, you're next!"

ROTFLMAO!