OK - So I'm the only douche here??

Persistent and invasive, I have a penchant for flushing out the dirty secrets and hidden truths from those I know.....

Well, yes, but.... I mean..... Oh really! LOL! :)

CasperTG

I'm a tissue too!

Tissues

You're dependable and you don't mind dealing with unpleasant situations. However, you sometimes let yourself get used by others.

dicksbro! I can't stop lmao here!

I'm a toothbrush.

A hard worker, others sometimes see you as abrasive when,
in truth, you're just focused on the task at hand.

I'm Aftershave ... smell me!!!

Razor for me.

I'm a boring old bar of soap.

body lotion
I won't do you any good if you leave me in the bottle, but grab me and give me a little squeeze and in return I'll make you feel good all over!

Well Aqua,I guess that you&I are the only backscrubbers here!
Obviously,people just don't know what they are missing. Irish

I am a bar of soap.

"Aftershave" :) Smell This............... ;)

Makeup remover?
 

If I were a hygiene product, I'd be "Makeup Remover". I openly admit to being imperfect, which is admirable. However, instead of dealing with my issues, I'd rather postpone them.

Huh?

another loofa here, I presume that is what Aussies would call a sponge.

G.G.---If you have a Boston(Kennedy)accent,a loofa is a
loafer(slacker)! Irish:yellghst:

Something new: I´m Lotion!

I'm a do I dare say it Tampon