OMG. THIS IS TOO FUNNY!

ROTFLMAO. Now if only I can get up! :D :D

LMFAO!OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo I'm a cow! LOL

**Yes this is a bit juvenile but I still laughed. No offense intended to the lovely ladies out there**


Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting
pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
woman.

A drug on the market called "beer" is being used by females to
target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is
now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in
large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
"beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach.

After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported
that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know

Great stuff Lilith!! LOL.

I know what's on your Christmas wish list :D;)

Bump for Summer~ cause I think I'm a Cow is funny as hell:D

The food that impedes sex the most is Wedding Cake....Just kidding...

hehehehehhehe

My favourite one was about the Masochist who said," Oh whip me,tie me up and beat me." and the Sadist who said "NO."

Oh damn Lil! I tried that url and "I'm a Cow" doesn't seem to be there anymore....even when I put it in "search"!

Poo! I missed it the first go round! Oh well....I'll live I spose! LOL!

P.S......Could someone get lakritze a "Standing Up In A Hammock" avatar!

LOL.......I just thought it'd be nice to see!

new URL

http://www.pendland.com/html/cow.html


I edited the one in the beginning of the thread too:D TY Lixy!

LOL, Lilith, the night before Christmas and The Twelve Days Of Christmas are the bestuns! Where do you get these from? ;)

Holy cow! Great song! :D

OMG Lil! TY so much! *curtsey*

Will be looking harder at those pastures I pass when I see "farmer Brown" calling in the herd!

Too damn funny.........but um........now I'm gonna be singin that all day! Yikes!

haha having lived near a farm for a good part of my childhood, i'll never see those farmers in the same light ever again jk lol!