True.

I need to do laundry.

False.

I'm writing a speech I have to give.

False.

It's almost lunchtime.

True


Luch is leftovers.

false, only thursday here

i wish it were friday

False, all!

I'm going to school tonight.

False

I'm planning on getting a little more sleep this weekend.

false


I like sleeping with the windows open.

true, but only if its semi-quiet and on the second floor

i have been naughty today.

Yes I have!

I've been doubly naughty today.

True

I masturbated vigorously today?

False, had it at work but DID forget to take it when I took the afternoon off :D


I'm going to a restaurant for dinner tomorrow.

False.

I have a long drive tonight.

false...just about 1/2 hour for me tonight...

I am horny today.

And most everyday!

I'll take care of that feeling soon!

False, not soon enough.

I really don't need to be here anymore.

If you're referring to work, I'll agree with that.

I love cool office supplies.

TRUE TRUE TRUE!!! Wow that's so true

I am a slacker

At work lately, yep.

I think the gas prices are ridiculous.

True.

I think the whole world is pretty nuts (except for Pixies, of course)

True...but then again, so is that last cup before bed...during a good movie! Preferably one with boobies! :D


I'm a big fan of boobs.

Well, I think I'd look pretty funny without them.

I have a cool new stapler.

Most definitely false.

It's hotter than Hades outside.

False!

I am more organized than I thought.

false

I am going to watch a movie tonight

True...and with a wife with ADD, I'll actually be watching 6 movies, two decorating shows and a rerun of Match Game...all at the same time.

It's time to go home.

WI.......... LMFAO^^^

False though......... I am home.

I just stapled my finger with my cool new stapler!

TRUE

I've got supper soon. :)

Well, it is a half past midnight ... so does that make it true? :)

The grass is sure growing fast.