I owned one. It was out of clay and we put in in our manger set at Christmas. :D

I never owned large screen TV.

its not so big...but not so small either, lets say for the sake of the game that it counts :)

I have never had anal

Of course it was a real-life 1/18th scale model. :)

I've never fished for shark.

i lived on an island for 16 years....



ive never had a mmf threeway.

It was great. I'd LOVE to do it again...but so many men are squeamish about these things.


I've never fallen in love with another woman.

This is true. I've got my wife and she is the one I've loved since the day we met. (Although I love friendly flirting here at Pixies ... and she knows it :))

I've never run out of gas in my car.

nope - me neither - I have run out in my lawnmower though...

I've never jumped out of an airplane

I did, but it was on the ground, parked and I was just getting down from the cabin. :)

I've never used scuba gear.

We had practiced once in Germany.

I've never been on a naked walk.

Well, not totally naked, anyway. :D

I've never caused a rat's nest in anyone's hair but my own.

I would have to say yes to that.

I've never followed behind a cattle truck to close.

I have. Ewwww. Not a time to have your window down.

I've never owned a pig.