What she leaves on the floor and what I leave on her face after swimming with me?

Butt floss, toothpaste and jizz

What do guys take to the beach with them, but leave behind?

Mud pies, apple pies and nipples

What are three things that are tasty, wholesome, and All-American?

High heels and silk ties

What women should wear to bed to be tied up?

Sloppy, messy and just plain tasty

What are ribs, and a well lubed pussy?


sewing machine and a dart gun

What do you need to get that man who just won't cooperate? (I guess you could use the sewing machine to make a posey vest to keep him in bed once you've got him)

A twister board and a gymnast (you pick the gender)

What are two things every good party needs?

Chips, dips, chains, whips

What you will find at Summer's Halloween Party!!


ladder, rope and a nail gun

What will be needed to repair the damage at Summers Halloween party?

Scotch tape, ball gag and lighter fluid

What are some things McGyver didn't take with him on his last adventure?

The Hokey Pokey, a banana split and a bass guitar.

What would Scotzoidman need to have a party????

a digital camera, running shoes, & a Klondike bar

What did i take from the naked guy stealing my icecream?

Stamps, a box, and lotsa miles

what are the 3 things necessary for the antrax guy to get away clean

a dead rabbit and his pet snail

What would pass for a good meal in a French Restaurant?

Exploding fireworks

What can you see having sex with one of the Pixies ladies?

"Oh my, I thought it was mine"