I mooned someone just a couple weeks ago, some damn kids running their 4 wheelers through my yard

When was the last time you had hardcore hot love..

Hey Skip...

I would be more interested in hearing your answer... surely it is much better than mine... since last time I had hardcore sex was about 2 1/2 years ago... :(

When was the last time you serenaded the one you love?

Singing in the key of "Q" doesn't do much, so I'll put the music on the CD Player and I'll show her more intimate attention. :D

When was the last time you went out for dinner with your spouse/so?

Last night......it was just too hot to cook!!


When is the last time you showered with your spouse/SO?

Way too long ago

When was the last time you showered with thoughts of someone.

Last night~ my soapy fingers gently gliding over my hardened nips..thinking...God I wish these were his hands:o

When was the last time you ate something sexy?

You mean like break open an oreo and take forever to lick off the cream...

When was the last time you went 2 weeks or more without sex

That would be when I was in the hospital with liver problems for 3 weeks *LOL*. Couldn't do much then.

When was the last time you went on a nature hike?

Maybe wasn't the last time, but the best time was at a nudist resort where my wife and I walked naked through the woods for a quarter or half mile. It was wonderful! We even sat for half an hour or more looking at a lake on the property.

When was the last time you made love in your car?

a couple months ago, one of my buddies felt that he needed to drop his pants

When was the last time you seduced your lover with a special strip show/lap dance?

not yet.........but i plan to soon!!!!!!!!!!!

when was the last time you "dressed up" in play outfits for your lover........

Today :D

When was the last time you got the spanking that you deserved?

Not since I was a child and failed to come home when I was supposed to......

When is the last time you were angry enough at someone that you wanted to do them great bodily harm????

Today...my annoying blabbermouth co-worker had the stones to tell me to "can it for a minute"...stress: the condition created when the brain overrides the body's natural desire to choke the shit out of some asshole who desparately needs it...

When was the last time you needed a vacation really bad?

Right NOW!!! Yes, I know I just got back from one...but I need another one!! I'm dealing with the "Landlady from Hell" and I need to get away!!

When was the last time you had a romantic candle-light dinner with someone special?