False. Both animals are sleeping peacefully on their futon.

I always procrastinate getting ready for work.

Well, it's not intentional...there's just so much I try to do before leaving. Maybe it's subliminal?

I am five minutes late for everything. Well, almost everything. ha ha

False. I'm usually 5 minutes early but I've really been dragging my ass to work lately, hence the job search.

I want a new job.

False. At least, today.

I *know* someone who wants a new job, though.

True! And she works for me! Can you blame her? :D

I'm hiring.

False. But I hear you're in the market for a good assistant. :)

I'm anxious.

True - but it might just be the coffee.

I had a lousy burger today.

Very true. LMAO.

I was disappointed in someone today.

I'm sorry. This never happens to me. Usually I can go for hours.

I made someone laugh today.

Did I?

I am cute and irrisitible, or so I've been told. :D

False - ugly as a stump...or so I've been told. ha ha

I am sleepy today.

True. Need some drugs to kick in.

I expect a lovely drive home today.

It's anyone's guess at this point. It was actually raining while the sun was shining just a minute ago!

I'm getting hungry for a snack.

Actually, I was getting thirsty, but that's close.

I saw a good movie last night. :D

Well, it was a 2-hour episode of "Diagnosis Murder." Does that count?

I've been snacking too much recently.