Redneck...they always seem so happy!

dinner with the inlaws or getting stung by a bee?

Can I plead the 5th on that one?!?! :)


Scotland in the Spring, or New England in the Fall??

Scotland in the spring

English chips or French fries

chips, but only with bangers and malt vinegar.

torturously slow handjob or quick oral?

Just can't resist oral.

condoms ... ribbed or smooth texture?

unwrapped, preferably still on the store shelf

rice or potato?

Potato usually.

Hot dogs or hamburgers?

burgers, especially with swiss and mushrooms!

having your girl do you with a vibrator or eating sperm out of her after intercourse?

Could be either. Hmmm, maybe a creampie this time.

Parades ... on television or real life?

Real life...nothing like experiencing it first hand, particularly with little ones.

Television or stereo?

If I was forced to watch a parade, real life.

sneakers or boots?

oops, ok...stereo

sneakers or boots?

sneakers:p



flip flops or sandals?

Sandals...can't do that thing between my toes. :)

Painted fingernails or au naturel?

For myself, au naturel ... but for you ladies ... painted.

braless or not?