OF having VERY different thought about beads than I did. :rofl:

FHOP :roflmao:

FHOP? :confused:

Over in the March Madness thread PF.

Yep, the FHOP got me laughing. You had to dig pretty deep for that one WI but you struck Black Gold........ Texas Tea. :p

And nope, I ain't got no check to send you Jed. :rofl:

The young male cashier we have................he pages me and when I get up to the register I ask him what he needs and he says an abortion, I asked who knocked him up. The next time he pages me he says he needs a sale voided. Little chicken won't use the abort word no more. LOL

The mail I received today. Thought it was just junk mail for a CD or DVD club but when I got it home I opened it (was the only thing I received today so I figured "what the hell?") and found that it was a catalog for porn. Not an Adam & Eve kind of thing, this was for flat out smut. :nod:

I laughed when I got to thinking about what the postmaster here in my little town may have thought if she knew what was actually in the envelope.

My sister telling me that her 2 cats have to smack each other when they walk by each other. Our cat smacks us when we walk by.

An absolutely stupid dream I had last night. In it, Paul McCartney had died and Tom Hanks (of all people) was singing at a concert held in his memory. Tom started crying and couldn't continue and ran off the stage. Not sure what caused this one. Been having some pretty strange dreams lately. :shrug:

^^^
thats made me laugh

i think you need to lay off the cheese before bed time iowa......

How much mileage I'm getting out of " Pick me!!! Pick me!!! :D "

Maybe it was a sugar rush or something but eating what felt like my body weight in chocolate got a pretty big chuckle out of me a little bit ago.

A PM I received had me laughing out loud

Naked pictures of me often ellicit that response. :p

I had a sugar high too, it made for a fun afternoon.

Learning just how simple it is to twist a willing arm. :rofl:

:coffee:

pig bukkake :roflmao:

Another absolutely crazy dream. I won't go into the details because I'm afraid the guys in the little white coats would be showing up to take me away. All I'll say is that the chef from The Muppet Show was involved. :confused:

IowaMan, what kind of drugs they got you on?!?!?!?! LOL.

Finding out that no matter how many times I try I'm not going to be able to get a PM to sodaklastsoul to go thru. :banghead:


Maybe it really is the damn drugs they've got me on. :p

and exasperated "would you quit sticking those super balls in your mouth!?!" to the boy.

my morbid sense of humor

The way my cat and dog seem to mirror each other as they sleep

Seeing the t-shirts the University of West Virginia men's basketball team got to show they had won the NIT tournament. Someone screwed up and spelled it: West Virgina. :roflmao:

An impromptu "Allegory of the Cave" story from WildIrish. OMFG, my friend that one is still just killing me. :roflmao:

A spirited debate between Geraldo and a jackass

The thought of our "Townwide Garage Sale" that is going on today. Since there's only about 575 people in the town it's basically a bunch of people who know each other really well just trading their old junk.

I was giggling over PantyFanatic's Easter thread.

The PM I just read about soap and naughty thoughts. :D

Wouldn't that be two jackass debating.

http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/04...oreilly_lo.html

O'Reilly is a Cubs fan........... almost makes me ashamed to admit that I am as well. :(

But he is good for a laugh every now and again. His continuous audition for a part on Hee Haw as the donkey in the field is entertaining sometimes.

This one just got me from the "Lies! All Lies!" thread in smut games:



I love our morning "coffee club" :D

IowaMan's 3 things today.

The story of my best friend's 11 year-old son's experience in his sex ed class. Apparently he advised his mom that she shouldn't worry if in a couple of years the day comes that she finds that the sheets to his bed are all wet. It won't be because he wet the bed, it's because all of his "extra sperm" will have come out during the night. :roflmao:

PM's from a good friend! :roflmao:

So innocent but too funny!!

There's a fly on my computer screen that keeps getting a firght when my cursor gets too close to him. It's giving me minutes of entertainment...

some of the chats i had during IM ..

That fly is till cracking me up... :roflmao: