What is the best cure for flatulence?

At the bottom of the ocean

What is a place in water that Glyndwr hasn't had sex. lol

trinkets and beads

Q;What you give to women at Mardi Gra to see Tits & Asses

A;Lap Dance

Q: What is always best when performed using one's tongue?

A: A cunning stunt

Q. What is a woman receiving oral sex while driving a car?

A. Overdressed for the occasion

What is a newbie at a Pixies Place Orgy?

cherries and blueberries

What can you rub on each others body?
(mmmmm all that messy mess)

black g-string found under the bed covers

What can you find in Nikki's bed after an excellent night of romping?

viagra, vodka, and a Hustler Magazine

What is overkill?

A Polaroid camera

Name one thing that Monica Lewinski forgot to bring to the oval office.

A stiff drink

What has been in the freezer to long?


Time enough for love

What is Never?


A white sport coat and a pink carnation

What would make a great pic in the mens's pic section???:D

frying pan and a condom

What does your wife insist on using on your heads?


007

What is a lucky number for an orgy?

A string bikini and a smile